Ibrahim

Born with goodluck
Red slip specialist.
Powered by hope, destroyed by odds.
I gamble to feel alive—pain does the rest.
Bad decisions, dark humour, zero luck.

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

I stopped explaining myself — whoever misunderstands me can keep their version.

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

"Iya ni wura"

Baba nko ?

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

@whoisMoyn 🤣🤣🤣

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

"Iya ni wura"

Baba nko ?

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

@Alexsky003 Pls help my life too

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

“women”
“struggling men”

na only the man dey struggle 😂. god will punish your mother

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

@shxkxbabu 🤣🤣😂

[Obiasogu David @afrisagacity]

“I married my wife from a poor family, took her to the UK in 1970, spent £11,000 every year to train her in school up to PhD. When she saw she was established, she took me to court in the UK and lied that I rap£d my daughter of 11 years so that I could be deported.”

-A tearful story of a Nigerian man whose wife kicked him out and separated him from their children after he trained her in school in the UK.✍️

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

🙏🏽🤲🏾

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Cardi B might have to add this sermon to her lyrics cos PEOPLE won’t listen 😂

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

A day with tiphè now!!

THE FEEZ EXPERIENCE… link in bio. 🔗❤️

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

Nothing funny is going on in my life for me to be posting memes. Reality dey hit me

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You know what is funny?

A table is usually empty. You have to bring things to fill it.

When people are havingba conversation about what you bring to the table and you say you are the table, you're basically saying you're empty. To make this tweet below, it is clear you'll never stop being empty.

[Yehgha @yaygha]

The man too has 'learned to protect himself' and so cannot 'start of emotionally' by treating her with kindness, respect and patience nau.

Men too need to protect themselves

Abi how you see am?

[Ojay @TheIrreverent_]

But if husband die, everywhere dey red 😂

The "higher earning breadwinner" doesn't know how to win bread again? 👀

[Ojay @TheIrreverent_]

You people saying accountability are not serious.

This is "folding" - The inability to maintain a stance because of shame or embarrassment.

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

@1meajay This one mean u before

[ajay @1meajay]

😭😭😭

[ajay @1meajay]

if woman no like you again, e go be you like say na pretend she dey pretend all those times.

[Ibrahim @hibee240]

@ebube_OT Lol

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

The way bed to bed midfielders dey rebrand lately…

If you like no do proper research before you buy player… na Alvaro morata you go buy! 😭