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she/her

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

i love being on vacation at the lake i just chased a shot of tequila w a buzz ball

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

Bibble to me is what minions are to middle aged women

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

Most men do not deserve my whimsy

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

I cannot believe that people used to just rip cigs at their desks

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

do you think that if an identical twin wants plastic surgery they make their twin get it too so no one can tell that one got surgery

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

Dear god I wish I was more mysterious sometimes but if you look at me right walking down the street I will literally tell you anything about my life

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

If anyone is wondering what my brain is like rn I’m considering rewatching teen wolf

[penelope @KnausgaardFacts]

how it feels to text a man anything at all

[Connor @joannesbitch]

I think the apple’s rotten right to the core

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

Was everyone obsessed with singing Skyscraper super dramatically in middle school or was that just my friends and I

[Attitude with a side of freckles @HazeyDaisey17]

Women don't care if you can fight a gorilla. We want you to load & unload the dishwasher. Put your dirty underwear in the hamper. Cook dinner. Go to the grocery store. Fucking be useful.

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

i truly think that the hardest part about dating so far has been trying to tell them things about my life without absolutely trauma dumping

“does your family still live in your childhood home?” bro most of my family isn’t “living” anywhere 🤷‍♀️

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“to love someone is firstly to confess: i'm prepared to be devastated by you.”

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

Just saw someone talking about dressing for their body type and got very confused bc I read it as “blood type”

[T🌺 @hibiscusbird]

having trust issues without ever being cheated on 🤠

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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