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[Bigsouptaco @bigsouptaco]

Thats why i moved out to bloxburg

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

@sweetbelfastboy

[foidgraft @spinkyd]

INTERNS ARE SMOKING THE POOP SLIME #animalhospital

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

@TheMistyKoala @zeisdumb they were lgbtq and proceeded to be sent to a conversion camp a few weeks before their 18th and "found god" there

[jake 🐻💐 @girlbaitjake]

how everything feels

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

@twibuzmatome

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

@caseyleele

[☆lukki☆ @crssroadkill]

i gotta think before i search huh

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

straight lying out your butt 😭

[yaoi ryona enthusiast @3v3rythingnic3]

@DEATH_C0NSCIOUS @caliginouswaltz probably closer to 10 years at this point!!! i remember this fanart making the rounds on tumblr back around 2016 or so

[amen | on vacation @amen_handle]

when you experience a piece of media and enjoy it but forget everything about it immediately so you can’t talk about it without looking like a larper

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

@musicformalls @BeatriceTavon @Uber

[sebassebassebas 🇨🇷 @Sebas31k]

"You must verify your face to chat."
"You must verify your ID to upload items."
"You must pay to publish items."

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

u cant even avoid ai by going outside bc small businesses loveeee their gen ai adverts

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

@HeckYeBud work at jail as a camera watcher. jail not prison

[npc ! ☆ @hibleepbloop]

@noahdonotcare bought likes award