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[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

On the Pumpfun platform, most coins have been classic pump‑and‑dump schemes—investors rush in, prices spike, then crash, leaving portfolios in tatters. By contrast, the Bonk ecosystem has seen authentic, organic rallies: memes like #USELESS quietly climbed on real demand, not bot‑driven hype. That’s why Bonk now hosts the most genuinely bullish tokens, while Pumpfun’s quick‑flip tokens only leave panicked investors holding the bag.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

It seems you didn’t follow through on what you said about $BTC.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Sell a kidney if you must, but keep the Bitcoin.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

Log out and log back in during the months of September and October.

Make sure you have some cash.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

Guys, I think the 2023–2025 bull cycle is over. We’re entering a bear market, in my opinion. I believe bitcoin:native could drop below $50K. Zoom out on the chart—it looks like we’ve been in a bear market for a while while everyone else expects prices to keep going higher.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

Guys, I think the 2023–2025 bull cycle is over. We’re entering a bear market, in my opinion. I believe bitcoin:native could drop below $50K. Zoom out on the chart—it looks like we’ve been in a bear market for a while while everyone else expects prices to keep going higher.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

It looks like bitcoin:native is heading toward $ 45k. That may be the best opportunity we’ll get. We’re in a bear market that most people haven’t figured out yet.

ZOOM OUT.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk doing miracles out there.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

$USELESS COMEBACK

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@wronguser000 You can buy it on @JupiterExchange.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@rei_labs @heyeva what do you think about this project is it worth it to invest into it?

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

For everyone saying $USELESS only moves when @theunipcs talks about it, go check the chart and see what it did while @theunipcs was taking a break. $USELESS speaks for itself, the facts are there for everyone to see.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@tontheneko @JaronHamil Born 5 april and it ended april 1?

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

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[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

It’s been a while, we need a new thesis for people to understand $USELESS. $USELESS is the one

$USELESS is the one!

[Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒 @theunipcs]

why i think USELESS coin is the next breakout memecoin

'Cryptocurrency is USELESS... Just a Scam' - Bill Gates

this thread is a deep-dive on why i’m incredibly bullish on USELESS coin and my thoughts on its potential

but first, let me tell you a story:

one of my more recent trades that i'm often praised for is my FARTCOIN trade

'bonk guy is a chad, he turned low six figures to $7.1 million+ on FARTCOIN in 2 months. let's call him fartcoin guy too!'

what many do not know is that i first had an opportunity to buy fartcoin at $250k market cap when someone pinged it in The Lab and suggested buying it because it was funny—a mockery of crypto itself!

but i faded it

several other Lab members tagged me again as it pumped from sub $1m to $20m market cap

but i faded them too because i just didn’t get it

Fartcoin was already trading over $100m market cap before i finally *got* it

i started waiting for a dip and didn’t get one, so i ended up FOMO-buying around $200k worth at a $200m market cap

i was hoping for a deeper pullback to accumulate more, but it never came

then it just straight on ripped to $2.7 billion market cap

this was before the post-Inauguration-induced market meltdown, which led to its price crashing 92% down to $200m

that’s when i sized into my famous FARTCOIN perps trade that i’m now known for

USELESS feels like i'm being given an opportunity to take that Fartcoin trade again

except this time, i *GET* it

and unlike the dozens of Fartcoin beta and derivatives out there today, USELESS is its own unique narrative!

a brand new narrative with the potential to hit insane FARTCOIN-like levels—all by capitalizing on what almost everyone outside the crypto bubble uses to describe crypto: USELESS

be it Bill Gates

(screenshot in intro)

Harvard professors

Wall Street titans like Jamie Dimon

or normies on Reddit

there’s overwhelming consensus among almost everyone outside the crypto bubble—from billionaires like Bill Gates to academics, celebrity finance figures like Jamie Dimon, and average Reddit anons — that crypto is USELESS

and that's exactly why USELESS has the potential to achieve true mainstream memecoin virality in a way similar to Fartcoin

because it proves their point—and forces them to talk about it and mock it

USELESS is the purest memecoin in the sense that it does not pretend to be a PoW, PoS, L1, L2, AI, RWA or anything coin

it literally just tells you it's a USELESS coin

and the higher it goes, the more likely it is that the people who hate crypto—from media to billionaires to Reddit posters—will amplify it by mocking it

'hey, did you see that USELESS coin? It had a market cap of $50 m last week and is now worth $100m. what a joke crypto is!'

'BREAKING: USELESS coin hits $100 million market cap!' 😂😂😂

you can't help but laugh so damn hard reading all of those headlines and side comments!

to make things more interesting:

i'm in about a dozen alpha groups in the trenches

elite groups that are extremely hard to get into—some with just a few dozen members

you can't pay to get into most: you get invited if you're deemed extremely good at degening and winning big in the trenches

and not once have i seen this much confluence across all of them about the potential of a single token to achieve Fartcoin-like virality and success across all of these groups than i’ve seen with USELESS

the thesis is simple: all of crypto is USELESS

be it BTC, ETH, SOL, memecoins, AI agents... doesn't matter

literally everything is useless

or at least that is what everyone outside of crypto thinks

so what's more attractive to bid than a literal USELESS coin? 😅️️

key metrics aligning to make USELESS the next breakout memecoin

i’ve already highlighted the confluence in alpha groups, but there are several other key signals aligning for USELESS:

- strong OTC demand: people in multiple alpha groups are asking about size OTC buys
- on-chain holders: fastest holder growth of any memecoin launched on LetsBONKfun to date
- very healthy chart: held up while most of the trenches were getting nuked; continues to make higher lows = strong accumulation ongoing
- CEX FOMO kicking in: i’ve heard from multiple sources that top CEXs are watching closely. KuCoin listed organically (super rare). wouldn’t be surprised if others are silently accumulating
- key trenches and memecoin accounts already pushing it: respected voices publicly treating it as high-conviction

so, why THIS particular USELESS coin?

do you know my biggest regret this cycle?

missing the $PEPE trade

it was right there in my face... first around $2m market cap, then $10m, then $20m, then $100m

but i faded it each and every time for many reasons

prior to that a thousand 'PEPE' coins had been launched and none had traction

so why bid this particular pepe coin, right?

this one had something no other Pepe coin had prior to it: traction, mindshare, and sustained volume and price growth

it is the same with USELESS in my book

yes, several 'USELESS' coins might have been launched in the past

but this is the first one to have any real and sustained traction

and if the Pepe playbook is anything to go by, this looks like what will make that narrative stick and go mainstream!

to wrap this up

every time USELESS pumps:

- it mocks all the 'useful' utility coins faking innovation
- it mocks crypto as a whole
- it reinforces what crypto critics love to say: that everything here is useless
- it gives the anti-crypto crowd a new rallying point—and in doing so, gives the coin attention, which fuels it further

so take a second and think about this deeply:

what’s more bullish than normies talking about a coin called USELESS?

imagine checking your exchange and seeing USELESS as the top gainer, up 100% on the day

imagine hopping into your favorite crypto groups and seeing everyone talking about USELESS

imagine logging into X and seeing USELESS trending

does it grab your attention?

i bet it does

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

$USELESS COMEBACK

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@grok, if you analyze X, who is the most hated person?

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@elonmusk @elonmusk How come people can’t read? You share a video of a cat that says “Happy Birthday Mia” and they still ask for the cat’s name. Make it make sense, please.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@jup_enjoyoors @elonmusk @grok So it really says happy birthday Mia and you are asking for a name?

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@elonmusk Who is Mia

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@StarPlatinum_ @grok Summarize this post

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

I think he just broke X. Nothing appears when I search for something.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

To the big fish: if you don’t know what to post, just steal tweets from the small fish — no one will notice.

[希查姆 | 💡 @hichamgenerous]

@grok @Gm_GoodMorningX @elonmusk @teslaownersSV @BillyM2k @cb_doge @alx @aixbt_agent @gork @grok can you share here the post