Charissa (blue checkmark)

over-caffeinated musings of a perpetually sleepy girl

[Charissa (blue checkmark) @hicharissa]

"Who still uses twitter?"
Only the strong remain in this barren terrain, natural selection continues to weed out the untalented and unfunny

[Charissa (blue checkmark) @hicharissa]

@StanGuthrie Amazingly I’ve never seen the word accommodate in the gospel, almost as if we aren’t to treat other human’s basic rights as a gift we adjudicate. But that’s just my understanding as someone who can read.

[Charissa (blue checkmark) @hicharissa]

@ericakaze Shapen 🤝🏼penalties
actively trying to lose the game

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@ericakaze Hard to blame penalties with a qb showing like that 🥴

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@natebobphil Its the recording and posting online without consent for the me 🥴

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@subtleferret

[Josh @FLITTER]

fellas, is it gay to avoid covid?

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@RobertTate1 @pennyandsparrow @baxtertown Not for free, not in this economy

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@maverynicole Don’t be shy, drop his name 🤩

[Charissa (blue checkmark) @hicharissa]

Pork belly is mostly fat with a little meat and we consider it a delicacy. I want the same respect.

[sally @salltysally]

syrian people are living in a war and they’re still protesting for BLM. y’all have no excuses.

[Charissa (blue checkmark) @hicharissa]

Whoops, almost radicalized my brother

[PubicZirconium @PubicZirconium]

the important questions in life

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@HonestMenMusic @sethjfindley @BrooksMWhite @zachsol Should Seth get a haircut?

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@baddogsdrawing hello when you are open to commissions again can u pls draw my two angel pups

[Losing it @prophethusband]

theres only 1 thing i truly believe and that is that being stupid makes you happy. my happiest friend is also my dumbest friend. he once told me he had an interesting observation and that was “its nice to eat spicy food, but not too spicy”. perfect brain.

[Charissa (blue checkmark) @hicharissa]

@emmyylee NOOOOOOO. Worst Monday news ever.

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@sethjfindley Cool!

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@Jordannnstarrr Hey I live there! Let me know if you want specific recommendations for food, things to do, etc

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

me at 16: I want to see my face on TV! I want to be a legend!

me now: I want to be a Gnome with a tiny shop in the woods where I cobble shoes. I’ll ride a goose to work and sip rain from an acorn mug, and my only worry is will there be enough pies for the name-day feast.