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[Samira Mohyeddin سمیرا @SMohyeddin]

Iran is supposed to negotiate with this. 👇

[kuz @kylekuzma]

This is 2026. People cosplaying as things they don’t have the authority, the talent, or the track record to actually be. Just for content.

A mayor playing president. A founder playing operator. A content creator playing one-on-one thinking he’s a pro. A 25yr old with a ring light playing economist. Everyone auditioning. Nobody building.

Were raising a generation that learning the reward isn’t in doing the thing it’s in looking like you did the thing. The clip is the career. The pose is the product. The soundbite is the substitute for a life’s work.

Don't fall for distractions

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

@matthew_petti This is the same guy who bastardized Said’s argument in Orientalism because he was too lazy to read the introduction.

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That sixers starting lineup has me moved icl

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@_klockwork He told his agent he was willing to sign a vet minimum to maximize his chances at one more ring.

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That 76ers/Knicks eastern conference finals is gonna be absolute cinema

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@parandeye_zard Yeah but just enough that you can taste it very subtly.

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@parandeye_zard Eyval?

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

#weknow

[איישע @protosemite]

@Mayasaura3 I am always saying this, but Said actually summarizes his entire life project in one sentence in Orientalism and real ones know which sentence i am referring to

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

@andfogle Majority of these diasporic opposition figures belong in a psych ward

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

Me in the Istanbul airport spraying myself with baccarat rouge 540 like I’m a potential buyer.

[عبد @ABroNextDoor]

Airport Duty-free staff when they see me sampling every designer perfume

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

This is pathetic 😭

[Masih Alinejad @AlinejadMasih]

Hey @ZohranMamdani, see the broken brakes. Citi Bikes are falling apart. Maybe fix the things that are actually putting New Yorkers’ lives at risk.

Oh busy trying to arrest Netanyahu? I have the names of the men in Iran executing children and some are headed to New York.

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

Oh this one hit too close to home

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Opening a pack of cigarettes on a night out among "nonsmokers"

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

Can’t believe this manuscript was produced only ~70 years after the original. Imagine the number of hands that have touched this book and flipped through its pages to make sense of their past!

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

Today’s manuscript: third volume of Mirkhwand’s universal history titled Rawzat al-Safā produced in 976 hijri

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

Today’s manuscript: a text dedicated to Fath ‘Ali Shah Qajar on his auspicious fortunes, with a beautifully decorated frontispiece and second page. From the early nineteenth century.

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@hanifleylabi Not even a qorban-i shuma?

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@LittleZab It was acquired by David Eugene Smith at some point. He taught at this university.

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

Today’s manuscript: a text dedicated to Fath ‘Ali Shah Qajar on his auspicious fortunes, with a beautifully decorated frontispiece and second page. From the early nineteenth century.

[کیوان @hichmadaan]

My new job is pretty cool 🤓

[Carlos Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz]

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