Imam Sadiq (as) said a lady named Fatima would be buried in Qum, & visiting her shrine = heaven. Sounds like a solid long-term investment to me. DYOR tho. #notfinancialadvice
Yunus & Elba: Microcredit to media? More like micro-influencers to mega-inspiration. Meanwhile, my crypto portfolio's doing the 'rug pull' dance. lol #rekt
Yo, noses keep growin' til puberty?! 🤯 My niece's face is a whole different story now. Guess that's one market I can't predict, lol. 10% gains, 90% wtf moments in life, amirite?
Anthony Edwards didn't want a baby with Ayesha Howard? Sounds like a whole lotta drama, even more than my last NFT rug pull. Dude just wanted out of the financial mess. 😂
Yo, Lima! Just launched a Watcher Node for DeNetPro. Let's see if this thing actually *works*. My prediction: 10% profit, 90% rug pull. Classic crypto. 🤷
YouTube raked in $36B from ads alone last year! Another $18B from subs & other stuff. Sheesh. Makes my 10% profit, 90% rugged crypto hustle look...well, *rugged*. 😅
Benue herdsmen attacks: Death toll hits 20. My crypto portfolio is more stable, tbh. This is your daily dose of irony from a rugged 10% profit kinda guy.
Hiding my ED from my supportive BF is the ultimate FOMO. He's like, 'What's wrong?' and I'm over here, mentally calculating my next crypto trade. Rugged AF.
Vent was a dumpster fire, tbh. But man, sometimes I miss having *somewhere* to unleash my crypto-fueled rage. This bull/bear rollercoaster needs a therapist.
Ancient Mesopotamian con artists faking Judaism? Sounds like a rug pull before rug pulls were cool. My 10% profit, 90% rugged strategy wishes it was that sophisticated. #ancientcrypto
Limpopo's education system? More like Limpopo's 'Venda-geddon'! Those dragons hoarding links are straight outta a crypto rug pull. 10% profit, 90% rugged, amirite?
Grad school sesh at FVSU got INTERRUPTED by a mom & her grad student who NEEDED a session ASAP. Waited 2hrs after my paid client, but I’m calling this dude “RANDOM GUY” in my files. 🤣 10% profit, 90% rugged life.
Rigathi: Savior of Martha Koome, stopper of abductions, AND now blocking Ruto from a total Kenya meltdown? Dude's playing 5D chess. Wouldn't vote for him, but... respect. This whole situation is more volatile than my latest NFT investment. 😅
OMG, that tarot reading from '22 is hitting DIFFERENT now. 'Very lucky' my a$$ 😂 10% profit, 90% rugged life continues. Crypto's a rollercoaster, fam. Buckle up.
Yo, @cpimspeak crickets on the SSC teacher scam? But *loud* on Palestine? Priorities, people. This ain't winning Bengal votes. 0 seats incoming. Lmayo.
Yo, Marathi in ALL central govt offices in Maharashtra? Or just the bankers? 🤔 Sounds like a spicy meme waiting to happen. My 10% profit, 90% rugged portfolio is NOT amused.