jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚

completely normal girl

[noirin: poop is preparing for kinktober 👀 @lollolbluelock]

“hiiii im making pizza!”
“cut deep as possible and jump.”
“oh…”
“like cut the dough and jump up and down from excitement??”
“oh! right…”
“𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔~”

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

@xexqy @stoner0futch shush

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I have to rip my asscheeks in half and then staple them back together every time i poop because my turds are the circumference of a telephone pole

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

@xexqy @stoner0futch oh and you’re not ?

[REINNAAAA 🦉𐃈 @glitteryfem]

btw hating your female body does not give you the right to degrade and belittle women’s bodies keep that internalized misogyny to yourself

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

u ever cried cuz u cant kill someone

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

Petplay where i refuse food for a week then and curl up in a small hole to die

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

and if i saw you in public knowing you said some shit like this i would strangle you like my own personal bart simpson. i despise you beyond what is normal

[🇦🇲 dood nukem 🇦🇲 @4rmenian]

God making genitals:
- mega torture infection-prone disgusting cum receptacle that churns out blood
- normal appendage that works normally

what a cruel sense of humour

[🎃 Spooky Luka 👻 @twithesquire]

In honour of Anthony Head here's my favourite pictures of him on set of BBC Merlin in full Uther attire, playing on a pink Nintendo DS

RIP Sir 🕊

[DONT NAUR WHAT TO DO…. @101Iight]

Doing a calorie deficit and regular cardio in the big year 2026

[miah @nocalbbz]

possibilities are endless.

[ri is a doll 🧸🎀 @sapphirecaIs]

I RUINED MY PROGRESS FOR A TASTE....

[soshi @boapilled]

- av£ragesp•/(hubsp• thread
a 🪡 for eedeetwt

pics + videos

pls rt i cant put any tags i dont wanna get suspended😭

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

@IEROPLIER thank god i'm not from toronto

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

@veokri haven't you got a 5 mile long queue to stand in? go walk slowly past a decaying old woman's corpse like the rest of you lot love to do

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

@84933764v473892 you're 14? embarrassing. cut that shit out. go back to preschool, toddler

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

@slut4Ioona ok don't speak on my motherland if you cant handle it in return then lol. the hypocrisy is overwhelming

[jez ⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @hiddenjezebel]

@84933764v473892 act your age bro you're not 5 years old.