chapter five, and one i've been looking forward to writing.
shamrock/oc, slowest of burns, unresolved sexual tension, we are now DEFINITELY talking about women in mary geoise.
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you can instantly clock that something is wrong cuz trade chat is actually talking about the game instead of spamming esoteric hitlerism and anti-vaccine paraphrenia
in the marketplace, homunculus hiding in my satchel, peeps out, looks around. it squeaks ‘MYTHIC FAPS’ right as a nearby dwarf cleric bends over to pick up her shield. i instantly swing my satchel into the sharp corner of the nearest stone wall, not stopping until it goes red