this bike is a forkbomb

full snack engineer
my thoughts & opinions are my own

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

hugs for all the ops folks at twitter in the dev / ops space, this is probably a super trying and difficult time for y'all.

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

@luca_cloud devops isn't a job title, it's literally a practice.

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

i'm back, and it's now everybody elses problem

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

Welcome to Infrastructure Automation Engineer, where the objects are thrown over the fence, and the story points don't matter.

[nix @nictariine]

LMFAO

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Noise cancelling dog bowls.

[PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO]

HONESTLY I CAN'T SLEEP

IM PANICKING

THERES GOING TO BE SO MUCH MONEY TO MAKE FROM THIS AND IM NOT GOING TO MAKE ALL OF IT

[Jim Angel @JimmAngel]

Kubernetes taints and tolerations:

Kubernetes worker nodes are apples...
🍎🍎🍎🍎

A taint is a way to spoil an apple...
🍎🍎🍏🍎

A deployment always "eats" non-spoiled 🍎, *unless* it explicitly tolerates a 🍏.

If you want to only "eat" 🍏, u need use a 🍏 (node) selector.

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

@dirtbuyer keep doing yr things friends.

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

@dirtbuyer is insanely good, my hearts full.

[PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK.JPEG @PHP_CEO]

EVERYONE SHOULD WORK FROM HOME THIS WEEK

I NEED TIME TO PROCESS THE TRAGEDY IN MY STOCK PORTFOLIO

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

@sntxrr I just preface anything with, I’m not sure but I think ‘xyz’

[Emma Bostian @EmmaBostian]

*Honest job interview*

Interviewer: “What’s your biggest weakness?”

Me: “Sometimes I fuck up my rebase so badly I delete the repo and clone a new copy 🔥🙆‍♀️”

[Jim Angel @JimmAngel]

I think I'm going to:

alias kubcetl=kubectl

and watch my productivity skyrocket 🤦‍♂️

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

@ellenkorbes I got systemd to finally cooperate the way I needed it to.

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

@Crypto_Core I get 11 bitcoin.

[this bike is a forkbomb @hiddenpyramids]

@thedoh There’s also conceding.