megan

[megan @hideefibi]

To teenage boy:
your mothers are making fools of you when she’s picking your bed in the furniture store.

We know they’re teenage boys. Don’t need to add that the bed frame cannot be fabric and needs to be “easy to clean”.

Stop being gross, boys.

[megan @hideefibi]

@ringadoon @ismisemichelle_ Didn’t have much of a choice did we

[megan @hideefibi]

Taylor Swift is getting married on 4th of July (a Saturday) or that week imo. Given she always throws July 4th parties, and one of those parties being when she swore her loyalty to herself..then met Travis like 3 minutes later

[megan @hideefibi]

Don’t let Hayley Williams see these

[megan @hideefibi]

@MeatRegistry Incredible stuff here guys. Wouldn’t let me purchase my own meat protection though. Check out page didn’t load & was in rand I think. Any way to fix so I can ensure my AI toaster won’t eat me first?

[megan @hideefibi]

@Colly_wobbles I think “mala” for playdough might be first for me anyway!!

[megan @hideefibi]

@USERXD0TCOM @bulletproofkp @Chewy crying

[megan @hideefibi]

As a writer, I would paste this on my walls. It’s a dreamy headline

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[megan @hideefibi]

@girliefailure @Byakusheen Ok girl lol

[megan @hideefibi]

@lilymizbiz The first “ah ahhhh ah ah” sounds like she has two voices at once or something!! I can’t put my finger on it but it sounds so good

[megan @hideefibi]

@girliefailure You didn’t need to attach the video for extra validation, it nulls your whole point

[megan @hideefibi]

@Byakusheen @girliefailure If she didn’t attach the video with her BMI at the bottom of the tweet, she would at least seem more sincere no? Seems like she wanted the extra validation instead of genuine concern. Maybe both are true.

[megan @hideefibi]

@Jdrybcfhbcghb @girliefailure ?

[megan @hideefibi]

@CrystalZebra @Polymarket Literally Gigachad

[chrißy @chribdotnet]

they got the muggiest possible judge this is SICK HAHDFJKFJSHSHFJFJJSJSDFH

[megan @hideefibi]

hearing “I like being used, it means I have a purpose” when you got a praise k*nk feels like this

[megan @hideefibi]

@ElmaRyder The English caused such horrendous damage to our population numbers that we have still not recovered

They let children starve, dying with their mouth stained green from eating grass just to fill their stomachs

It’s not all that long ago. Fuck the royals lmao

[megan @hideefibi]

@basedrexic What the fuck is in a name, goddamn