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Nutsack and Chill

[erik ꕤ⋆˚꩜｡ @twinkwredhair]

thread of all my drooling cat pics (so far)

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

test

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

i swear i could tweet test and you sickos would make a testicles coin

[bugs @13ugsmoney]

The cat drools innit

[gainzy @gainzy222]

I am down infinite

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

if a coin goes down & the community disappears, you should be worried.

if a coin goes down & the community gets louder, you should bid.

[Miyamoto @iruletrenches]

$molt has went from 0 to 100m just off virality, with its token being useless when it comes to what moltbook was.

$openhuman is getting far more viral, #1 github repo for one week, and the fastest growing. Openhuman overtaken hermes and now #1

and the dev said he has plans to integrate the token into Openhuman.

now let that sink in. this is multiple orders of magnitude bigger than moltbook.

[bizzy @0xBiZzy]

My bags are "$fartcoin" and "$Testicle."

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

testicle looks free here.

[sli @rooundtrip]

just buy testicle and shut tf up.

[sling @slingoorio]

is this testicle coded ????

[cleatus @fartillions]

@snipeder @masterprintr It was always $testicle

Let’s run this shit up brotha

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

imagine being fat & thinking your opinion matters.

[pow🧲 @traderpow]

When will you understand that the coins that go exponentially higher are from blasters that do NOT get targeted as exit liquidity, but rather respected and continue the train?

Your mind is plagued, cleanse it and it'll make sense.

[spyzer @spyzer]

The entire world might actually be a simulation

On December 21, 2023, an account named @HenryMa79561893 was created. Pepe avatar in a tuxedo holding a glass of wine. One single tweet ever posted -> just two words:

"Cole Allen."

Then complete silence. That's the only post on the account.

Fast forward to April 25, 2026.

White House Correspondents' Dinner. An armed suspect breaches one of the most secure events in America and opens fire. Identity revealed: Cole Thomas Allen, 31, Caltech mechanical engineering graduate, NASA JPL intern.

Then people started digging deeper.

The same year Cole Allen interned at NASA JPL, a technical paper was published -> lead author: Henry Martinez, Lockheed Martin engineer. The X account name? Henry Martinez

The banner image of that X profile linked to "Time Machine" -> an EU funded 3D digitization project. Cryptic enough.

People say it very much resembles the photo from when they tried to kill Trump in 2024 and hit him in the ear. Or is it just pareidolia?

And the banner image itself? Published October 28, 2021. Nearly 3 years before the Butler assassination attempt.

The Pepe in a tuxedo holding a champagne glass. Trump at the Correspondents' Dinner. Same exact aesthetic. A warning?

We are not saying we believe any of this. But three possibilities exist:

The first -> a massive psy op. A carefully constructed operation designed to make the average person believe something that isn't there. Maybe the Twitter programmer who modified the tweet and the image after the incident is currently laughing his ass off seeing all this buzz about it. Inside operation to generate traffic on this app?

The tinfoil hat one -> the present is being modified from the future. Messages left in the past, hiding in plain sight, only identifiable once the events actually happen. Time travel.

The unlikely one -> Coincidence.

A random account creates a handle combining two common names, posts two words, and by pure chance those two words happen to be the exact full name of a man who would attempt an assassination 2+ years later at one of the most high profile events in America.

And the account name being Henry Martinez just happening to match the lead author of a NASA paper published the exact same year Cole Allen interned there. And the banner image just happening to resemble Trump's Butler assassination attempt, published nearly 3 years before it happened.

All of it. Just coincidence. Statistically, the probability of all these data points aligning by chance is so close to zero it's almost impossible to calculate.

What's your take on all this?

[bizzy @0xBiZzy]

If the token you shill to me doesn’t end in “urmomsafatasshoe” you’re wasting your time. Only exception being testicle

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

bought more.

because fuck you.

$5.

[bizzy @0xBiZzy]

Just remember, you’re in her dms while she’s in my dms talking about 👇