Crystal

Live Slow. Die Whenever.

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

WHAAA?! MINDBLOWN

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

This man is the greatest. https://t.co/dKUQYs1eSS

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

Best @ScaryMommy article yet #ImJustAGirl #DontWannaSleepInTheBarn https://t.co/fUtrLy4RyP

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

25 bullshit ways to communicate respect to your husband http://t.co/p5uouIZEqx

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

After three yrs of motherhood you'd think I'd have an iron stomach.Nope. The warm smell of partially digested macaronis makes me wanna ralph

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

#16 is my favorite- @BeatrxKiddo84 23 Faces Everyone Who Works In A Call Centre Will Recognise http://t.co/AZ98cvubxy

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

Yea its a Pandora add, but it still made me tear. Wanna fight about it?! https://t.co/EyxXQQzGgC

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

@DakeSaysThings- Date night, PLEASE?! https://t.co/6Hcew4H6Z3

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

“If we do this, we do this my way.” Watch the #JurassicWorld trailer now!
https://t.co/xb1J1RsqpU

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

EVERY WORK DAY #freedomqueue @DakeSaysThings @BeatrxKiddo84

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

Sometime in the future, someone will say your name for the last time #ponderings

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

I've got sunshine in my pocket, I'm just right here in my zone. I've got Sade in my tape deck, I'm just movin right along #Rittz

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

Can we rewind time to the 60's so i can be a carefree Frankie Valli groupie?! #canttakemyeyesoffofyou

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

That day you run into the wench that wants a piece of your husband #ByeFelicia #SlitchesGetStitches

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

#bucketlist"@abandonedpics: "We went to McDonalds and ordered food, then went to an abandoned McDonalds to eat it." http://t.co/CgUzKYSDK1"

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

RuPaul Is Hosting The World’s First Drag Convention And We Can’t Wait http://t.co/FIKX85VTkG #movingbacktocali

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

@AvbSalon @thelatherlounge -Well they are AMAZING massages.

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

Just saw a couple looking at their ultrasound picture. Guy says "that's a good picture of your uterus!" #truelove

[Crystal @hideouscrystal]

I just stop and pause and yell out...WOAH OH WAH OH OW I #jboog #calmspace https://t.co/jS7Nl5tX1V

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Your problem is you.