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romance enthusiast & slow burn connoisseur • fandom hermit • prncesselene on ao3

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i do not dream of labor i dream of snarky heroines getting eaten out by their byronic love interests

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@ceilidh_o liiiiiike there is a big jump from point A to point B there why are we treating everyday citizens making random little videos like they are in charge of curating The Culture

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okay, i promise this will be my last thought of the day, but: it’s interesting to me that small internet moments that start out as jokes end up becoming metabolized as “cultural moments” when, again, this literally started as a tongue-in-cheek little jokey joke!!!!!

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@gloomylagoons hes hot! he has muscles! and he’s on strike!

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for the time being it feels most ethical to exclusively thirst after actors on the picket line so i’m glad i’m getting some great material here

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my youtube boyfriend uploaded an hour long video today, perfectly timed for me to watch with my dinner 🥹 i think it’s a sign he likes me back guys

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i guess i can’t say for sure until i watch it, but oppenheimer might suffer from the TLD effect wherein people make whatever assumptions they want about the movie’s material without watching and base their opinions & analyses solely on that

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@thelivingblues must be a symptom of hot girl syndrome????

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i went to the grocery store for some quick “essentials” and only walked out with 3 different kinds of beverages and a loaf of speciality bread. what is wrong with me lol

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@caraxfilms i did immediately slap some butter on the bread and drink the lemonade as soon as i got home while standing near my counter. this is so real

[cat 👑 @pharmilf]

I’m getting tired of tapping the sign

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my coworkers having fun with the barbenheimer bit but the discourse has already managed to ruin my enthusiasm for what was meant to be a fun little summer moment… this is what being chronically online does to a person

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@m_bee4 right like i’m seeing adults regress instead of the other way around… concerning!!

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are we ever going to get past the idea that the portrayal of something in art is outright endorsement of it or are we just stuck here forever

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@thelivingblues it’s always so obvious what kind of response they want too, and people inevitably play into it and make things bigger than they need to be! just the worst

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i’m just gonna start blocking all these engagement bait “pop culture news” accounts which tweet inflammatory, out of context shit all the time lol they are no fun

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that’s crazy cause there are like 1028373011 barbie movies and i don’t think she’s a mom in any of them. at most i think she’s a big sister??? correct me if i’m wrong

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Truly cannot emphasize enough that my Barbies fucked like bunny rabbits and not once did they ever get pregnant or even worry they were pregnant. Because they got to have a better reality than this one.

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@i_nameuser it is not for the girlies with strong facial features who need face framing hair pieces i’ll tell you that much!!!!!

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@adamthecute that’s probably it, it’s just so wild to me when this is such a normal (albeit often on the fringes) part of fandom — but i guess it should be chalked up to them being young & newer to to it all?

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i’m lol a little cause this is just fanfic and roleplaying basically? like two of the oldest forms of online media appreciation / self-expression