harvey💀

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[LP porridge @porridgeorge]

i can't stop laughing 😭

[Adam Holter @AdamHoltererer]

Ranking subscriptions by how worth it they are

[Oliver Fish @_Oliver_Fish]

$300 for a bug that gives free access to OpenAI’s paid models with no API key or account.

Zero reason to report anything else I find to them.

[Dr. Ian Garner @irgarner]

Delighted to announce the greatest achievement of my career

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.

“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

[yoxic @yoxics]

IShowSpeed received a DM from the FIFA World Cup account revealing they put his new World Cup song on the official Album 🔥

"We heard it. We liked it. It's on the Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Album"

[Shub @shub0414]

Someone Leaked Windows troubleshooting source code 😭

[spidey @lochan_twt]

this is how some mfs use ai

[ty @ifearwar]

this is what ur 4-19 skye is looking at btw

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Ofcom has fined 4chan again, £520,000 under the UK's Online Safety Act.

4chan responded to them in an email with a giant hamster.

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Reminder that the Youtube dislike button was removed all because nobody liked their "Youtube Rewind" slop

[CheesyError @CheesyErrorD2]

@ValorLeaks Skye recharge back

[Rooster @TheRooster]

Me trying to re-enter human society after a 16 hour Discord call where we lost 20 games in a row

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

It has officially rained every day in the UK in 2026

[yoxic @yoxics]

StableRonaldo just received a channel warning from the Twitch CEO, Dan Clancy 😳https://t.co/KjfV61vhDx

[Dantes @doaenel]

My wife came up to me this morning, furious.

She pointed towards her pyjamas and told me that while she slept, our cats shit on her stomach.

I kept silent.

What my wife doesn’t know is that it wasn’t the cats;

It was me.

After playing League of Legends for 17 hours yesterday, I wanted to prove myself that I was the ultimate grinder by twerking on her while she slept.

Little did I know the tacos we ate earlier that day would come back to haunt me.