Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV

Busch Light Enthusiast | AU ‘07 | Mesh Spot Enjoyer | Zyn Deleter

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

Woke up ✅
Late for class ✅
11 leg parlay on Kalshi ✅
Fading my next class ✅
Bedrot and doomscrolling 🔜
#averagemonday

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@AlecAltmeyer I agree with you Alec

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

“New York or nowhere” nice flotation device you fucking #yankee

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

There should be a fuckin dress code at south. I can’t stand these fat ass broads #rapesouth

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@HarryAzzCracks Me fuck that guy

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

Sadly at south tonight. Only came to see #fatpanicman and he is nowhere in sight

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@HarryAzzCracks #expand

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

This team is the reason I blackout every Saturday #WDE

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

Ole lady just took her first shit in my bathroom. What stage is this? #LANK

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@mydixieerected Heard she’s already gotten 1 DUI

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@HarryAzzCracks Of course Holden. Fuck that broad

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@AlbertNigs Best part of my day

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@panathlon_ Yeah I left and door dashed Taco Bell ✌️

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

@Tonystoneyromo WE yes WE

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

The ole lady’s in Norman with her big and said she doesn’t have service #whatdatmean

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

Buddy just told me he fucked his ex and woke up with the condom still on. Is this a normal experience? #lmk

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

Now this is something I can get behind

[Palmer “Trust Fund” Bennett IV @higgers07]

Gay son hits another 3 to extend the lead #wifedat