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are you ok? no taco bell discontinued half of my order i am obviously not ok

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with that being said, ya girl made the deans list

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i think the sweetest part about my bf is that he is more excited about little things i’ve accomplished than i am ❤️

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if there’s one thing imma get when i order sushi, it’s an extra order of sashimi for my cat

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i have such a bad attitude today it’s ridiculous

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i literally get the zoomies when i come home from work and then tyler has to put on guy fieri to calm me down

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my insomnia is actually so rude

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just asked some girl if she had a hairbrush and she told me to use a fork. i work in a restaurant.

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i don’t know how i will ever not work in a restaurant, my groceries/fridge literally all consist of dead food

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i’ve been serving for over 10 years now and i have never had a table ask me to buy a bushel of bananas from me until today

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i’m literally still mad about it, tell me how it’s supposed to be sushi coming from t.g.i. friday’s

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i’ve been wanting to try this place called krispy rice so bad so i ubered it and it is literally the worst thing i have ever had in all 27 years of my life

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to the guy that shared an up close video of a duck laying an egg on facebook, you have literally ruined my month

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yeah i’m 27 and still eat a krabby patty gummy every day

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i am the typical “please do not talk to me i will not get anything done” kind of bitch in an office environment

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if tyler saw the total of my amazon cart right now he would probably break up w me

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@hannahcrosbae feel for u sis

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i used to be a coffee girly and now i am a have 3 sips of coffee and having raging anxiety for the entirety of the day girly