wasabi 🌱

lvl28 • mom x2 • weeb • her sister was a witch • homeboy look like shark week, i ain’t messin’ w that 1.6.23 ✞ | 𖤣𖥧.𖤣𖥧𓆏𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

we made this 🥺💙

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

to the easton pa wawa worker who recognized my non-verbal special needs child & showed him nothing but love & kindness-
I will remember you for the REST of my life 🥹

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

yearning for romance & affection when you’re literally engaged is actually so ghetto

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

doing some spark deliveries for some extra money
why the HELL did this app just send me to a NUDIST RV COLONY???? 😭
seeing a butt naked 75 year old man cross the street in broad daylight was absolutely NOT on my bingo card for the day

[fōmü @mirukufomu]

In need of a grippy sock vacation

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

“we’ll be singing bye bye baby blue” 🕊️

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

@urangelonline It’s the “lirterallty” for me 🥲

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

@StickFigureDub Your show in Asbury with KBong & Pepper 2 years ago was the best show of my life!! 🤍 PLEASE come back to the stone pony!!!

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

@IGN Their link for PlayStation support on the console doesn’t even work 🤡🤡🤡

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

if psn doesn’t come back online i’m going to commit a CRIME

[ur favorite 𝕏 gf @savAnacondaDont]

Aubrey Plaza’s husband k*lled himself and men in the replies talking about some “so she’s single now?” Zero empathy.

And I’m supposed to give a fuck about a male loneliness epidemic? Yeah okay.

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

i got the comfy corner cute & comfy coloring book by cocowyo for christmas with a fat marker set & i cannot WAIT to start freshly gardened coloring sessions 🥹✨

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

May every lover Girl finds her dominant lover boy who worships the ground she walks on.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

My type in men?? Provider, Dominant, protector, problem solver, Lover boy & weak in the knees about me.

[Chloe ✨✨✨ receptionist stolas IS real & beautiful @cherrysipps]

the juxtaposition between how octavia sees blitz and how blitz already thinks of octavia has me ready to jump off a building, btw

[jynx @jynxbby]

an insecure man will make you feel like being a bad bitch is against the law

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

It’d be so fucking cool if after 5 years we could just NOT ruin every major holiday and destroy fucking EVERYTHING that is nice and soft and sweet & turn it into malice and fucking hatred and despair. It would. It’d be the coolest ever.

[pen 🧃 @sgpenpen]

MY BABYYYYYYYY

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

I FUCKING SCREAMED “HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A HEATING PAD???” 🥹😭

[pen 🧃 @sgpenpen]

no fucking way he’s warming himself up before cuddling with stolas ARE U KIDDING ME

[wasabi 🌱 @high_dani]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[Blue 🦉✨ @Flugublue]

Did we just win stolitz nation ?