High Dwarf

Imagine “Somewhere over the..” playing in the bground like Myspace profile music🔥🍃💨 cuz I’m ya know… #cool #sarcastic #420 #ironic #random #LP #funny #usa

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@JhonnyWhite69 I’m short and I smoke lots of pot

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No one:
Briar Blush:

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The daily **i* show on CCentral is giving “last leg”
Anyway, Jane Dont, what are we doing with our cash winnings?! Im free every Tuesday :)

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Hi! Haven’t seen you since your grandfather’s funeral, twenty years ago…
*me to this week’s extra special guest judge

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@CoveredGeekly Boo I wanted to see his donggg

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@Nenye11111 Hanging up!

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@boyaviatorr Craig

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@ReddCinema

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@chickenincrisis You go Glen Chicken!

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I’d like to know how #TheCharmedOnes handled their fear of demons attacking while they were arranging Prue’s funeral from inside a tattoo studio???

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Kenya Muse 🙄🙄🙄

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PopSockets are just butt plugs for your phone

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Does anybody else meal prep to make sure future you eats way better than present you?

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Him: So I found a penny today while at my MRI. 1942. It was a wheat penny.
Me: Are you autistic?
Him: What?
Me: Nothing

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Me: What an awkward portion
Him: Why?
Me: what did the waiter say, ‘20 chicken fingers in one order?!’
Him: …How many were you expecting?
Me: idk like 7

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@WholesomeMeme And now I’m really crying before work 😭 💜

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@dinosaurs1969 Ok, but what if I…

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@SheepDepr_ved I hate it here

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Zero motivation. No spring in my step. 100% disinterested. Time for a 10hr shift

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@okimstillhungry

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@TheBiancaDelRio 1990 Sagittarius ♐️ here! I love your vibe with the whole generally being ya know!