🅿️arker Toland

Bringing back YOLO

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

This is how it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world of evil women

[The Connecticut Centinal @CTCentinal]

Illegal aliens are night harvesting shellfish by the hundreds in Westport every night — wiping out clams, steamers, blue crabs, mussels.

Night harvesting is banned statewide. Limits exist. Nobody cares.

Cops don't care. Town doesn't care. State doesn't care.

@GovNedLamont @WestportPoliceDept @CTDEEPNews

[Le Crapaud @Le_Crapaud47]

Écologie ♻️
Europe 🇪🇺 VS Inde 🇮🇳

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

VOTE FOR JAMES FISHBACK TOMORROW 🍊

[P.Shooter @AllCopsMustDie]

The brokest girl you know is creating a GoFundMe so she can do bryan johnson type shit to a 16 year old cat

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

I'm disappointed in Twitter because 15 years ago, RIP Big Pussy would be trending rn

[Izaya Fullard @IzayaFullard23]

She thought Druski wearing a Barry Sanders jersey was for Sheduer Sanders she hasn’t received enough slander

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

it was so manipulative how he really liked you until he got to know you as a person and then decided he didn't want you anymore

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

yeah I'm watching the odyssey tonight

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Is The Rizzler the first child prodigy for having chill vibes? It’s like his dad recognized nah he can’t play violin or nothing like that, but he’s good at hanging out.

[Jon Reed @Jon__Reed]

Just left the odyssey. It was pretty good….. but kind of felt like a rip off of O Brother, Where Art Thou??????

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience

[“Detective” Rust Cohle @HSlimthickens]

I hate when parents say “been there done that”

Pops you were not at the only Kanye West 2020 Presidential Rally in history

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it's so funny that we can't just give kids a couple bucks to put in their piggy bank anymore, we have to give them S&P 500 exposure otherwise they don't keep up with inflation and become trapped in the permanent under class

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

There should be a form of temporary slavery for punishing poor people who cannot pay for criminal damage they cause.

[Daniel Foch @danielfoch]

The largest generation in history needs to sell the most expensive houses in history to the most indebted generation in history. What could go wrong.

[Max @minordissent]

Europoors: if we stop using AC we will solve climate change

China: 1M sq ft indoor ski resort that has 10 MW of refrigeration running 365 days a year

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled