highbear. 🐻

just a bear.

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@SavinTheBees

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Hey @grok, based off of my X posts, what historical figure do I remind you of?

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@Tysays420

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@voicemorgantown

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#ChiefsBills

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Riding a bus in Philly

:: briefly look up from book ::

🚒 👨‍🚒🔥🚘🔥 🚒 🚑🚓😱😩😲

:: return to book ::

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The people I encounter who are actually trying to spread Christmas joy seem shell-shocked.

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New reality show idea: America’s Next CEO Killer. Contestants make their case and participate in sexy challenges. Winners receive an open-ended, non-expiring pardon by law enforcement and the court of public opinion. Hosted by RuPaul and Jeff Probst. #FreeLuigi

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Since America has demonstrated a total lack of interest in prosecuting non-violent crime or protecting the environment, I’ve decided to start littering.

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Someone working at a gas station downloaded my mixtape and tried playing it on the pump speakers

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I may not be able to freestyle rap, but I can flow original on yo mama snaps with dick jokes straight off the dome, son.

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Why do they make the writing on medical marijuana so small I have to use a god damned telescope to read that shit…?

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The only thing I can remember him saying is “millions and millions” like 100 times.

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Me, at an outdoor concert with no cover

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@BiggerDaddyKane You’re thinking of Jojo Siwa

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Taylor Swift is Nine Inch Nails for women.

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Every time new Noir speaks #TheBoys

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One of the TikTok AI voiceover voices pronounces LGBTQIA as

lah-jittah-bit-quee’-ya

(emphasis on the quee)

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The marketing for the new #Venom movie has gotten out of pocket. https://t.co/QTfyRU0WKE

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Considering how often @Power99Philly plays “Not Like Us”, it seems like they chose the side they’re on. #drake #kendrick