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real gs move in silence like lasagna

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mom said no more dissociating at the mall

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@EmperorCassidy Absolute trash. I’ve seen autodraft put together a more respectable roster. 18 picks and not one worth defending. You didn’t draft a team, you assembled a bye week.

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@EmperorCassidy In your dreams, cornball

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@EmperorCassidy you watch dancing with the stars?

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TBV- to be valid. start spreading the news

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she’s just tissling my tonsils

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red wine tastes like basketball

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i’m the white lionel richie. i’ll dance all night long

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who’s prettier

anne hathaway or zendaya

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i don’t wanna be a caption

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taintiana

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i’m gonna name my son taint

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what if it’s a girl

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im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

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i will never understand whipped cream

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The amount of people not knowing the difference between deodorant and antidepressant is ridiculous

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could u imagine a life without starch

like genuinely could u imagine

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goosebumps so crazy. who’s pulling my hairs into space ?

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i wonder if elvis would’ve liked uncrustables

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life was better when pringles came with jokes on them