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new ford raptor / @brailledfotw

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thinking about the consequences of me going back to the Stone Age and showing people my sonichu medallion

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asking the waymo support for a joi while they drive me home at 4am

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@ArmoThugger you just missed out on a 2 figure gamer 🤷‍♂️

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@bbydjinni 24 years here 🫡

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@ArmoThugger only one other remaining soul on the site in 2026.. sad really

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@ArmoThugger you gotta try my tech of pretending to be deaf and using sign language

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@cheshire_cat801

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@ArmoThugger i use the “im broke” line all the time. it’s clutch

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@ArmoThugger love you boss 🫰

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*Donald Fagen voice*
is there gas in the bluntttttt?
yes, there’s gas in the blunttttt

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no mom, you can’t pause the ssense sale. I’ll be down for dinner later

[a local @jedwill]

@juniperfields Love you juniper fields

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@rickyrefe @jimmyspacev he’s busy bro

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2nd half yelling why the fuck cayden boozer in

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@OnlineHasBeen just saw the minotaur that guards the shopping carts

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dick portillo was definitely on epsteins list

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Lambert,Peter（Tokyo Yakult Swallows） | Players | Nippon Professional Baseball Organization https://t.co/VXLyqWRu28 #NPB

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@crisislarper he’s gonna walk out to jungle juke for his inauguration

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just found out the Castle doctrine applies to your spot in line at Microcenter

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@ratgrl667 If i lowkey. I don’t highkey bc i did. No i didnt ❤️

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just flew 12 hours with 2 layovers for this 😑