ur moms favorite 🌻

i got a cavity from sweet talking ur chick

[jac 🌸 @jackiexshauna]

if i wore these would u think i was flexing my lesbianism or my dunkin rewards points

[milk @milkstrology]

no because finding out michelle trachtenberg died because her body rejected her liver transplant, and she left behind a cat that was super attached to her... i-- nobody talk to me.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

[mau @rllydu]

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

[ethyl ꕤ 🌼 @luvmoonv]

my Grandma voted for Trump so i made sure she fell down the stairs 🙄

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

hate when people ask if you’ve drank water when ur drunk NO stupid bitch and also i spmoked 1 bajillion cigarettes

[໊ @user0000O0]

me when i’m left alone with my thoughts

[definitely: em🥀 @uhoh_em]

Open toed shoes and no pedicure? Girl.......

[Injy @itsinjy]

Finally a kid without an iPad

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

look at that big ass smile bro knows he’s beating the case😭

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

ㅤ

[ROZES @ROZESsounds]

If I unfriend you for voting for Trump, it’s personal.

Take it personally.

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”