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Well, that was something! Back to tumblr, where I'll regale you all with stories of Breakdown and I fragging through a strategically placed hole in a tarp and scouring afterwards.

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I'd like to take this final hour before the protest ends to announce that in my spark, I have never been wetter.

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Unlike tumblr, I know my audience.

[deep sea whore @deceptigeek]

@highglossfinish Staying on-brand, i see

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In honor of the new crackdown on all things fun, I'd just like to remind everyone that the first time I ever had my valve eaten out, it was in front of a small crowd of fellow students.

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@Jalaperilo No point in doing things halfway.

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Big thick crackling spikes.

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Thought about self-servicing this morning and in response, tumblr swung in through the closed window and killed me instantly.

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Everyone go commend Wheeljack on his taste in steam.

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The weight of them. Stuffing my intake full of them. The way they taste when they first start to throw static. Getting fragged by them until my vision whites out.

[agooddistraction @blowmycircuits]

What d'you like about spikes, Red?

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@blowmycircuits Absolutely.

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I know, I know, I'm not happy with the arrangement either. Here's hoping we'll never need it.