Louis

writer for good morning america

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Therye called beans

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Nasdaq is down 4% and we’re doing emergency bailouts of AI labs like it’s 2008

[Louis @highitscolt]

$LULU was such an easy short. have you walked into their stores lately? they’ve lost the plot

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

AIPAC spent $9 million to take out Rep. Thomas Massie.

Trump megadonors spent another $7 million.

It was the most ever spent on a House primary race—all because he defied Trump on Gaza and Epstein.

NO, billionaire super PACs should not buy our elections. One person, one vote.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Boomers have sold America out to Israel.

Worst generation in history.

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Jewish niggas be like "we dont control American politics" and then spend 30 million dollars unseating a single congressman in Kentucky

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Michael Jackson the king of pop lmao i PROMISE you he don't fw soda like me

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[GBX @GBX_Press]

Argentina's Jewish president has officially allocated 100,000 hectares of forest land (4 times the size of Gaza) to Israel—the same land that Zionists were caught burning a few months ago. Mel Gibson's prediction came true; Israel is moving to Argentina.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

I am taking out a PPP loan this time

[advanced nanobubbler tech @facetedcarapace]

Eating a handful of Adderall and Wind surfing through the strait of Hormuz

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

Never hated someone so much who was this funny.

[b @bharat_usd]

trading options is so funny

like what do you mean I lost all my money in one second

[aly @dornestark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

[Chrome Chomsky @tenthousund]

telling my wife to stfu so i can shazam whatever chili's has on

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: UFO whistleblower Matthew James Sullivan, who agreed to testify before Congress on alleged secret government UFO programs, died of an accidental overdose, per NY Post.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Chilling.

[HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer @PsyopBound]

That makes 13 scientists