sydney

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[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

ducks after the oil spill

[Koco Caine’s Straw @tyjnick]

Friends who invite their partners to EVERYTHING… girl we are getting coffee LEAVE HIM IN THE CRATE🗣️

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I believe that children are the future.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

the other woman

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

finn: hey what are-

ice king:

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this was gag of the century…

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Not to be a Halloween Scrooge but I don’t like that everyone uses stencils to carve their pumpkins now. Jack-o-lanterns are supposed to be extremely unimpressive. You should have a vision in your head and then not be able to execute it. That’s what Halloween is all about.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Ummm Ok well i'd want to hang out with her/vibe and learn her story

[sydney @highitssyd]

I love women and all but can Jada Pinkett Smith shut the fuck up?

[sydney @highitssyd]

ive been on deaths doorstep for a week. Kick me off or take me I’m so tired of being this sick 😢

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Pro Am Race for the Cure

[sydney @highitssyd]

Why would I turn the big lights on in my apartment when I can scurry through the night with my phone flashlight

[sydney @highitssyd]

“You think you don’t give a fuck until you see a crackhead”