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[Debowale @highjay101]

@Furious_red_ We can’t survive with Luke Shaw please

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Debowale @highjay101]

Omoooo wetin dey really occur for this country 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Senator Dino Melaye. (SDM) @_dinomelaye]

Heavily armed bandits handed over the body of General Rabe yesterday morning in Katsina and left for neighboring forest 🌳 of Matazu , unchallenged !
What a country ???

[Debowale @highjay101]

@OOlusore Likeeeee 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️
They know there is no repercussion, why would they stop fgs!!! This government is just a joke, they don’t think

[Debowale @highjay101]

@7signxx But they are releasing more terrorists into the society

[Rep. Riley M. Moore @RepRileyMoore]

One year ago, Fulani Islamic terrorists stormed Yelwata, Nigeria, slaughtering more than 200 Christians.

Most were women and children sheltering at a local Catholic mission.

Today, we remember the martyrs. The world must not forget the Christian genocide in Nigeria.

[Debowale @highjay101]

That is why they are not doing anything right, still releasing more terrorists in the name of “rehabilitation”, not 1 or 2 people oo, 700 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️
This statement alone would cost him his job in a sane working country!!!

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

“Nigeria’s Insecurity Is Beyond Our Government, Only God Can End It” — Tinubu’s Defence Minister Matawalle Amid Rising Killings and Abductions Across the Country https://t.co/hR0Hj3go1T

[Debowale @highjay101]

Brother!!! 🤦🏼‍♂️
This country is a skit mehn 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

How can you rehabilitate 700 terrorists? What if they are pretending to want rehabilitation?

Do you know what 700 terrorists with arms can do to a city? 😭😭😭

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

How can you rehabilitate 700 terrorists? What if they are pretending to want rehabilitation?

Do you know what 700 terrorists with arms can do to a city? 😭😭😭

[Debowale @highjay101]

@JusticeUtd We’ll find out on derby day 😌

[Debowale @highjay101]

@Udewalter_ @UTDTrey @wtf7960 @MrManUnited55 @UTDKarra @badasskachii @_kellyUnited @Maxiishim_ @Utd__max10 @ManUtdInPidgin @MickyJnr__ They are the same, both unserious in my view 🤧

[Debowale @highjay101]

@TrulyCR7_ Sell Mount and sign Scott 😌

[Debowale @highjay101]

@UtdDistrict @TyMarshall_MEN @FCBarcelona We should look at Ivan Toney mehn 🤔

[Debowale @highjay101]

@Brunoswife_ Sell Mount for Baleba 🌚
I honestly don’t see us getting Tonali seeing as we want Hall from Newcastle as well

[Debowale @highjay101]

@Utdtruthful I hope they do, get me Lewis Hall
If Harry Amass performs well too, we sell Shaw in January

[Debowale @highjay101]

@THEADVISORY3 Sign Yildiz and strip uncle Mount of the 7 jersey 😌

[G @Gideoomatic]

This is my first time hearing this

[Debowale @highjay101]

@superTekka @Plettigoal Is it a crime for us to work on multiple players per time 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Debowale @highjay101]

@utdHarryy 😂🤣🤣