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[J $ @highkey_john]

Thanks for the location info, @doordash

[J $ @highkey_john]

@Michael_Cerami @BarstoolBigCat Let’s pretend WAR takes into account terrible defense that aren’t technically errors though…

[J $ @highkey_john]

lol Jesus fucking christ

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who accused Trump of sexual assault, according to sources https://t.co/NoWRXjlCx4

[J $ @highkey_john]

@StevenCheah @TheRealHoz35 @StoolBaseball One top 10 MVP season. He’s already 33. 21.4 WAR. Almost 500 more strikeouts than hits. Would need the next 7 seasons to look like last season (up to age 40 by then) to have a shot at HoF

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

He settled his own case against himself and simply awarded himself $1.7 Billion in taxpayer funds for him to dole out to his friends, his family, and himself.

Just STAGGERING corruption and theft on a scale that was previously unthinkable.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A reporter just asked Mike Johnson for the first time at a press conference, “Why should we even ask you any questions today when you never read or hear about anything anyway?”

[J $ @highkey_john]

@LisaDNews @NewsHour They spent so much time coming up with bullshit, they forgot the line item for “ballroom”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

THE BOYS LITERALLY DID THE SAME BIT FOR HOMELANDER THIS WEEK

You can’t make this shit up

[J $ @highkey_john]

@wakeupbarstool @danabeers Dana Balls

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they're paying $4.50 a gallon so Trump's corrupt sons can make billions of dollars

[NBA @NBA]

TERRENCE SHANNON JR. 🤯

WHAT A RIM-ROCKER!

[J $ @highkey_john]

Half my feed is accounts I don’t follow

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

this is such an embarrassing country

[J $ @highkey_john]

DAGGER GOD

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

AYO DOSUNMU IS FRYING THE NUGGETS

[J $ @highkey_john]

What the fuck even is this country anymore?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Justice Department is bringing back the firing squad as a manner of execution in federal death penalty cases. https://t.co/IAAUE05K7Z

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

He’s literally just stealing from us in broad daylight. This level of corruption is so staggering it’s hard to wrap your head around it.

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

They’re back.
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[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Information just has no consequence anymore. Like if this came out in any other era it would be The Main Thing for a long time. Now it's just like yeah I guess that makes sense.

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Truly — historians, sociologists, and psychiatrists of the future will be making up legends about this period of time.