Ari

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

@tiktok_us I hate the update. Wtf is this shit. Absolutely not. Change it back

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

Whoever is in charge of coffee prices... FIX THEM. My grandpa has me drinking recycled ass coffee

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

I accidentally taught my housekeeper what a 304 is. And now he thinks it's funny to tell people I teach him naughty things.

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

Im feeling really sad today. I just realized that someday my voluptuous glutes are gonna deflate. :(

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

@CaltransHQ can yall get these sacramento freeways fixed? Im broke from paying taxes that supposedly go to our roads. Yet my cars constantly getting broken because of our shitty roads. The whole business 80 Cosway from downtown to carimichael is fucked. Its a giant pothole. Help.

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

I am SOOOO disappointed with @hulu for backing out of Buffy: New Sunnydale. Buffy is such a huge part of my life and ive been so excited for a reboot since other shows are being rebooted. I was happy to see Buffy again, all grown up. You guys really hurt this fanbase.

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

Fuck you @McDonalds your site kept glitching. I had it and hit submit and then bam site not found smh im heartbroken

[🌻 @bedennaznun]

The sheer incompetency of these agents. Not only shooting Alex Pretti multiple times from behind when he clearly has nothing in his hands but also at point blank range with a host of other agents in the line of fire.

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

Hey @tiktok_us im 30. Why tf did yall allow someone to report me as a minor and on top of that I appealed it and you rejected the appeal. My license shows that I was born in 1995 what more do you want from me?

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

Fuck @Xfinity yall are trash. I hate you. Bunch of scammers

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

That Mexican OT cancelled his tour. Hope hes ok smh was looking forward to tomorrow

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

@sunsetevents @ThatMexicanOT @theritzybor So I heard the whole tours canceled? Wtf

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

@Carly1z The whole tours canceled tho

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

D4vd has canceled his world tour

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

@tacobell Is it the Missouri cave cheese? I heard a rumor its the Missouri cave cheese.

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

My 2 favorite menu items are back at @tacobell at the same time 🤭🥰 the double decker taco supreme and the grande box nachos

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

@Starbucks did yall change recipes for your pumpkin sauce?

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

Men are trash

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

Yall wanna pretend to gaf so hard. Yall dont. And its clear

[Ari @highkeybaddie]

"Why are you crying"

"Because im lonely and tired of being ignored"

*gets left on read*