Picture this it’s 2008, you’re wearing those plaid shorts and Aeropostale tee on your family computer listening to girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on repeat. Your ringtone is I kissed a girl by Katy perry. You somehow don’t realize you’re not straight
An arcade bar to compete with Quarters except it’s called Tokens and it’s under my house and is just me hogging the switch to play smash and all we have is pbr
Gonna try and start a rumor that people from SLC are raised to worship the lake and that we all routinely crack eggs into it as an offering to the mighty brine shrimp in hopes that they do not leave the holy waters and consume the land