alexis

reallyyyy veryyy cool. BIG cool girl alert

[alexis @highlander_cow]

one of my greatest dreams was fulfilled last night. a friend asked what i was ordering while we were all getting ice cream + copied (said lovingly) my order. my tastes are sort of paradoxically becoming more niche - my evolving taste in ice cream flavors is attracting notice

[alexis @highlander_cow]

the zoe lister-jones episode of so true is the best episode

[🖤🩶🩵Jessica🩵🩶🖤 @images_i_hate2]

Friend group with nothing left to do trying not to go home too soon: lets get boba

[alexis @highlander_cow]

my mom is really into “comeuppance” reels where the woman in a heterosexual marriage gets caught cheating in some insane cartoonish way. i have experienced about 45 of these reels through audio only

[alexis @highlander_cow]

i was originally going to say something like “being really subversive by posting screenshots of my writing from my google docs app” but then came to conclusion that that has to be something people are doing regularly

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yayayayayayay fragments

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i wrote about them :-)

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the pompidou is closed rn, so in honor of how much i love the museum here are my all time favorite pieces

[alexis @highlander_cow]

the large wool-covered wooden cross bars are my favorite ‼️‼️ i have endless love for them

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“the future of art” well that’s just not true!!!

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no one prepares you for the moment when you walk into a modern art museum and the curators are really into nfts

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submitted my final assignment for undergrad 🤩 i am free ‼️

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retweeted per the request of K80

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i’m using the STAR method to reflect on the blowjob

[alexis @highlander_cow]

safe to say my writing has only gotten better

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no one ever talks about how hard it is to write a preface

[alexis @highlander_cow]

like give me the pulitzer at this point 🙄

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

the way complete and total strangers are still messaging me to share their condolences about the beach read casting news. it really is that serious

[alexis @highlander_cow]

like ok sure it’s not working but what is next king!! please!!

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real AND true interaction with hvac repair guy

roommate: yeah someone came and locked our ac and we weren’t told what was wrong with it

hvac: yeah, obviously, it’s not working