Derek Carney

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore "And the seepage just gets worse every day, and so I say"

I'll leave the last line of the verse to you. Regards.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Hello Tim: hope you are well. I have to point the finger at you for damaging me for life! After reading your book, as you reacquainted yourself with"Savlon", and singing"Hello Savlon my old friend, you've come to torture me again", I sing it now!

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Hello Tim< here's hoping you and your family had a great Christmas. I came across a six part documentary called "Along the Banks of The Yangtse". Made by a company called WPRO. Very interesting as The Dutch presenter speaks fluent Chinese. Youtube

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@MsCityRedGirl OK thanks Louise. Great to see your wee one absolutely shining. She's a credit to you both. Uncertain about the coming season, but amazing that we've got Jacko and Joey. I have never seen a player who's impacted with the fans like he has. Like the old days. x

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

Well Tim, we've just watched the "adventure" documentary about Dufferin. It was one of the worst short documentaries I've ever witnessed. Apart from the "adventurer" being an Ulster man, nothing else was remotely connected. Watch at your peril: this is dross!

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Hello Tim. If you're already aware of this apologies in advance. I've just noticed that there is a program on The BBC i player (Documentaries - History) called "Dufferin: Adventures in High Latitudes". Might be worth a look. Regards.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Too old to be bothered with the small print Tim. It's great to see that you're getting great reviews and scooping awards. I do spread the word among friends who I know will appreciate your books. I personally like the history. But I really love to laugh too!

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Oh, sorry Tim. A Mifa too.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Almost finished reading about your epic drive. Enjoying it, and just love your research and historical content. Here was I seriously worried about your choices of motel from a security standpoint but never realised you were driving a real killer!

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Whilst reading about The Ford Museum, I had a thought (rare). I think you may want to think about your own museum. It could include a mountain bike, a "Roller", a stuffed Donkey, your TDF bike, various bygone era costumes, your Hirondelle and a Model T.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore To be honest Tim, I still think it might not happen. Either way I can see a fair amount of civil unrest on the horizon. I think May might be gone by next week. All this healthy debate we're having NOW, is what we should have been having prior to the vote.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@mrtimmoore Nothing like a bit of flattery Tim. Sounds just like the sort of thing my Dad would have said too. Looking forward to reading your latest. Just re-read Gironimo. I can't help but think you had a death wish with the lethal descents and your braking system.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@SalfordDevils @JackoHastings What I should have said is that the difference you have made as a player is only a part of the overall effect that you've brought to Salford as a club: the positive effect that you have engendered within the fans and community, and the legacy that leaves is immeasurable.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@SalfordDevils @JackoHastings Fantastic news for Salford Jacko. Thanks mate. We've not seen you play in the flesh yet as we live in The North Highlands of Scotland: and this message from you means it's time we took a trip down soon. Never seen a player make an impression on fans like you. Regards.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@tal_bergman @sonor_drums @sonordrumco @SABIAN_Cymbals @VaterDrumsticks Pure class Tal............as usual. Regards from The Scottish Highlands.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@JackoHastings Fantastic contribution from you today mate. A very harsh sending off in my opinion. I dare say you will watch the recording of the game that Sky covered. If you do, just discount the remarks from that A'Hole Jon Wells. This is typical at Salford as trial by Sky

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@MickyMc88 Congratulations Micky to you and the boys. A great game and a fantastic result. Couldn't be at the final as we live in The North Highlands of Scotland, so we had to settle for the TV. All the very best for the rest of the season mate. Regards.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@Betfred @SalfordDevils @SuperLeague Love it Rob. You are already are, and will always be a Salford legend.

[Derek Carney @highlandred]

@joeylussick Great result for you and the boys tonight. Congrats on your debut try. Hope you're enjoying your time in The UK. Regards from The North Highlands of Scotland.