How ironic is it that my 1 year old shares the same birthday as u terry my favorite cousin I love u and genuinely miss you. She only got 9 years terry I'm sorry I hate she took u from us. It was an honor to call u my little cousin until we meet again. #foreverterryhill
Keke Palmer stole the mic from Druski at the BET Awards while introducing Cardi B and immediately called him out for stealing her spot as host ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ค
โThis shouldโve been my gig. Why the hell would they have you host?โ
I'm barely starting my second week at my new job, and I heard all the tea, I just be sitting there minding the business that pays me and boom two coworkers start dropping tea next to me ๐ญ, I'm a whole Virgo I be in the background like.
An hour and a half left omg ๐ฎโ๐จ I got tacos waiting for me I'm mad af I gotta entertain two children tonight. Both them kids is literally 40 kids put together omg I know my house is trashed ๐ญ and that mess is nothing but the baby
I have never met a 16 month old child who can change the channel holding the remote correctly, I watched my toddler turn it to fox 5 news at 10 last night. I don't watch the news how he knows wat the news is, I have no clue but it baffles me because he was really watching it.
I was on the bus omw home from work, I'm like damn somebody got some fire ๐ญ whole time I'm the one smelling like I been playing in marijuana all day and I low-key was ๐
Angel numbers/10 toes opens portals and quickens ur manifestation I played it omw to work this morning got an email at 11 saying my ccb card is being printed ๐ ya girl is official.
So far I cut the flower leafs,cut the weed plants,hung the weed plants and weighed the weed in my first week. And folks are just quitting literally easy money.
I don't think I like my older sister frfr. I stay far away from folks who says little slick ass shit, u gotta lie to folks to be liked. I mastered how to control my dreams and manifest wat I want we were never on the same level.
That 3rd baby is the one that makes it seem like I don't have control over my own damn kids. ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ญ This toddler of mines tests my gangsta and laughs while doing it. It's giving my niece and I all over again.
I played a match one day with my bestie ๐ they were sick of our asses running down on them, tell me why I hit that corner I got lifted off my feet by my own pink mac10 ๐ญ and I hear my bestie say o hell nah I just got my shit blown with my own gun. Well excuse df outta me.