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@ASFleischman A closeted gay Republican who pays for sex would probably do a lot to keep that secret. Oldest and easiest intelligence mark in history.

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@BadWritingTakes They consider themselves kindred spirits. They’d be billionaires like them if not for elitist teachers and woke bosses.

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@stillvaunted Maybe she’s an unlikable person who is unpleasant to work with.

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@peterrhague It was Mormon settlers that invaded their planet first and thought living on a murderous bug planet was a good idea.

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@dantypo NYC has scaffolding laws. This is scaffolding replacement. Scaffolding has nothing to do with rainwater.

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@PaulBoris_ Gullibility isn’t a grest human characteristic either.

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@helloshinko @seanmdav He’s a doctor from suburban Michigan. Opportunities for jihad in Oakland County are limited.

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@seanmdav I think they had books in the 18th century.

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@NFL_DovKleiman No it isn’t. 30 seconds is enough time for an onside kick and 1 or 2 throws.

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@BridgetPhetasy Like it our not they’re not toddlers. Treating them like toddlers might backfire.

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@lhfang Did that Blackwater book do that well? I had no idea Jeremy Scahill was wealthy.

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@MissesDread Library of Congress? Why not actual Congress? Oh wait…

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@vanillasansa @PanasonicDX4500

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@PanasonicDX4500 Art is meant to entertain and distract. Fossil Fools wasn’t historically accurate. It didn’t change people’s behavior. It made those able to afford it feel better for a couple hours.

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@ninersyoubitch Beating back the cops in a riot probably does feel similar to a game winning NFL touchdown

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@thatjustindean Every interaction in life could be improved if that person was less of an idiot. School is important.

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@clusterbitch_ “Why can’t this foreign mob I don’t understand behave in a way I approve” is my favorite type of tweet lately.

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@NoLimitGains Isn’t lack of jobs and opportunity the reason most youths revolt?

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@iamrobothead This looked like an expensive Red Bull stunt. It was cool but the people slobbering over it have made it annoying.

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@peterrhague @MD_VanNostrand That wasn’t flying. It was falling with style.