Highman Kids

Things my kids say.

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*At Ian’s for Mother’s Day*
Dad: Addy, I think you spilled on your shirt.
Addy (8): No, that’s just cry.

She, and everyone else thought that was pretty funny.

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Mom: Do you have flat feet, Gav?
Gav (11): I don’t know, they’re pretty wrinkly.

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*Connor talking with Kermit the Frog voice*

Gav(10): Stop talking like Hermit the Crab!

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*Boys playing Madden*

Gav (10): If it ain’t fixed don’t broke it.

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*comes in from playing football*

“I just feel horrible right now. Sweaty…everywhere.”
-Gav (10)

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*Going to bed with a sore back*
*Lies back onto pillow*

Gav (10): Ugh…I can’t wait to have my posture back tomorrow.

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*On family vacation*

“If I go to bed at midnight, I won’t miss any sleep. I don’t decide when I wake up, it’s my body’s decision.”
-Gav (10)

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“Just put it over on the.. the.. teacup table.”
-Gav (10)

*When ‘coffee table’ slipped his mind for a moment and he panicked*

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“Dad, are you Opps, Cuz, Bruz, or Huz status?”
-Con (13)

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*Wrestling Gav on the bed*
“Dad, stop, I can smell your body odorant!”
-Gav (9)

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“Hey, Connor, you wanna play Tic Tac Four [Connect Four]?”
-Gav(9)

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*Connor farts in the tent*

JD(14): Connor just laid a turdy point buck.

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@WatchThisDaddy Haha he’s 9, this was an oldie I forgot to tweet.

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Gav (7): I like her, but not like smoochy-smoochy, kissy-kissy.
Dad: Well, obviously. Since you can’t marry your cousin.
Gav: Except for in Alabama! That’s what Connor told me.

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Dad: Would you ever join the Army?
Gav(9): No.
Dad: Why’s that?
Gav: Well… I would do it to serve my country but I don’t want to die. I would be remembered forever though.

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Dad: When you guys going to hit the sack?

Gav(9): That’s sus, dad.

Con(11): Punch the sack! Punch the sack!

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*While at the store with mom shopping with his own money*

Gav (9): “Can you just pay for the cents because I don’t like cents?”

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*In reference to making his stuffies [stuffed animals] sad*

Gav (9): “They don’t have feelings! I just realized that like two days ago.”

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*On the way back home after a weeklong roadtrip to CO*

Gav (9): “This week has felt like 20 weeks. Every subject we do feels like a day!”

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Gav(9): “All the cute stuffies get me really hard!”

*Trying to say it’s really hard to not buy it when he sees a cute stuffed animal.*