*At Ian’s for Mother’s Day*
Dad: Addy, I think you spilled on your shirt.
Addy (8): No, that’s just cry.
She, and everyone else thought that was pretty funny.
Gav (7): I like her, but not like smoochy-smoochy, kissy-kissy.
Dad: Well, obviously. Since you can’t marry your cousin.
Gav: Except for in Alabama! That’s what Connor told me.
Dad: Would you ever join the Army?
Gav(9): No.
Dad: Why’s that?
Gav: Well… I would do it to serve my country but I don’t want to die. I would be remembered forever though.