Michelle Shane

everything is figureoutable

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

My brain trying to communicate my emotions: Just tell them directly.
My heart: Send a gif.

[Dr. Mona @MonaHannaA]

It doesn't have to be this way - let our LOVE for our kids translate to public health policies that protect them. Please contact your Michigan legislators and demand common sense gun control laws. @MSUPubHealth 🤍💚

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

my cat literally waits outside my room so we can go downstairs together, this the purest form of love

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

literally working at Panda Express was more stressful than working in the ER

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

so I have a knee disease and I go to PT for it but all I do is glute exercises, so I’m practically mandated to get a big bum 🤩

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

just did my annual cleaning of my water bottle, feeling refreshed

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

it’s so funny when I have to run errands in my scrubs cause people treat me I’m some hero healthcare worker but really I just type fast and spend my whole shift convincing myself I don’t need fries from the cafeteria

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

[out of my $15 moisturizer voice] hey dad do you want me to go to the grocery with you i can help

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

if I don’t skip at least one class per week, I feel like im trying too hard

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

my weakness is every time I work, I feel like I deserve some fries from the hospital cafeteria

[Toxichoodboys @toxichoodboys]

If she still has to use maps in her own city keep her bro

[jake @huntychan]

us twizzler enjoyers are shamed and berated every day and for what. there's nothing wrong with wanting to chew on electrical wires like i'm just being who i am

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

what’s funny is that I work in a cadaver lab and will go clean it in the evenings, but I am still more scared of going up the stairs in my dark apartment

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

gonna start bringing my heated blanket to the movie theater

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

just to be clear im talking about literal organs in an anatomy lab, not calling living people ‘human organs’

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

high school me would be freaking out if she knew college her was responsible for the care of human organs

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

there’s something about sending an email that just sucks the life out of you

[Michelle Shane @highonchicken]

I wish I could ft my cat to see how he’s doing while I’m on a trip

[🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 @wyntermitchell]

Abortions aren’t only for unwanted pregnancies. I had 3 for wanted pregnancies. They don’t care if Black mothers live or die. Black mothers are 4X more likely to die from complications of pregnancy and childbirth. So I didn’t need this BS today to know what you think about us.