Big Mike

Sounds like Yung gravy, looks like 16' Post Malone. Plants, Wraps, and Concrete Pots.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

A plain ass chicken patty with a side of microwave potatoes really put me back in highschool lunch time

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

This is that crisp BLT with that fridge cold ice tea kinda heat

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Nothing like coming up on building and code manuals for housing and concrete work for $7 at my local library book store. Encyclopedia sized. Fuck buying a house, I'm gonna build it.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

A raw fiber wrap and an olipop at midnight. If you don't think I'm about my fiber goals everyday, you have me absolutely fucked up.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

I'm so used to tornados here that I know I'm safer looking for it before it hits. That's definitely not how it should be done, but I sure as shit ain't dying In a Goodwill bathroom. So we balled and went right through the meat of that storm and got home lol

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Tornado warning hit when I was in a goodwill just now and they had us hit the bathroom for protocol.

Why was my first thought "you ain't got a gun you ain't getting me in a bathroom like that" like there isnt an actual possible tornado near.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Lost a major flip state, over night tree is all of a sudden a schedule 3. Yea ok lmao

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

But hey. If I bring that up in any convo I'll get brushed off like I'm just acting crazy or whatever. Not having active symptoms weekly at all and no health insurance whatsoever is, fantastic to get lectured on. Yay space ship tho woohooooooooooooo.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Getting lectured on how the moon trip is massively important (I agreed but said this) but needing health care is widely more needed then a picture of the other side of a rock and naming a hole after someone who died from exactly what I'm tryna avoid.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Chai and oolong tea tres leches with brown butter whipped topping was a good end to the night though

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Bouta burn $20 at a casino for the first time in almost 6 years, I'll report back on the winnings.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Exactly how you'd expect lol

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

The only reason I want a switch 2 is so I can play wind waker and super Mario sunshine in HD

And "tube tvs" are fucking expensive now so there goes that nostalgia.

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

admin that starts illegal wars of aggression, kidnaps foreign heads of state, arms and funds genocide in gaza, supports illegal land theft in the west bank and lebanon, and extrajudicially murders alleged drug traffickers in the caribbean is very concerned about international law

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Trying to find local pasteurized cream to make homemade butter with is hard AF in a red state. Mfs everywhere wanna sell you raw milk like the punchbowl at the last dance type shit. Like NO I don't want no 400yo dieses cause boiling milk is "hard".

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

I need a good fried green tomato this year

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

This week long rain storm got me feeling some divorced dad rock and candle lights

(We're up mentally so it ain't like that, just to make that clear)

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

That 1-2 months guy gonna be right and the bag of bones gonna leave us while shit gets slug from the three spots that could hit us and we won't be able to do anything cause 70% of our help is floating on a dozen boats across the world. Lovely.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Found a Coca-Cola can from the 1980s Olympics while hiking a deep ravine in a state park. Recycle and pick up yo shit people. Cool find, but I shouldn't find trash that's 45 years old in a high traffic area.

[Big Mike @highvibemike]

Welp. Was doing a hiking trip today. Bringing the "welp I guess we're stuck here" gear as well now I guess. Are we great yet, America?