haleyb :)

They always say things which embarrass my dog | ig: @hihaley_ | SC: hihaley1012 | 3/8/15 ❤

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

"We don't grow safer, nor more dangerous
and we do not wait for you"

[Stacey Franco @staceyfranc0]

The real college experience is being headhunted by a secret underground air conditioning repair school.

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

Or I'll just start drinking heavily

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

Gunna start subtweeting soon #yay

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

The only way Lucy eats treats is if you throw them and they hit a wall, break a lamp, and bounce three times off of Smudge #lifewithcats

[Charmeuse @incharmuese]

You know I will touch you like a book

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

Please tell me Planet Fitness is not always this crowded #theres500treadmillshere #gouseanotherone

[Lang Leav @langleav]

New ♥️

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

I am strangely fascinated by my kittens hatred of water

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

You know your an adult when you start tweeting less and playing with your cats more

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

At least there's only 7 patients in hospital

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

Started my period and have to work at 14 hour shift #yay

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

Just ate about 20 dino nuggets and now I'm upset because they're all gone #help

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHS13FX]

There are no supernatural elements in this season of #AHSCult. It is about the cult of personality & the scares come from that.

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

I would love to win the lottery but I would rather win a lifetime supply of Gushers

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHS13FX]

The trailer for #AHSCult is here.

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHS13FX]

19 days! #AHSCult

[AmericanHorrorStory @AHS13FX]

New script for Cult has been revealed.
"He'll appear if you say his name three times in a row..." #AHSCult

[haleyb :) @hihaley_]

August 8th is here... #GRE