Atlantis Morissette

A real down 2 Mars girl. #BodegaHive

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Please share the Houston Emergency lines: #HoustonFloods

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A lot of people are learning today that Teddy Swims is in fact, a white boy. 😅

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The innanet just reminded me I’m a dumb bitch for cancelling Netflix when I KNEW Dylan was gonna be a thing. 🤦🏽‍♀️

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The way I don’t even shave for these first dates anymore man lmao.
You are auditioning for a spot in MY life.

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@PicturesFoIder She wore white for a stabbing? Legend.

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I’m afraid it’s on sight for @stavvybaby next time he’s in Houstin. 😅 kidding buddy

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@HardFactorNews @PicturesFoIder

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I love the Houston Central Market but for fek sake please fix the layout.

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@JagoIndia_ @PicturesFoIder This has to be a Darman video 😂

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@TeebsMcGeebs @PicturesFoIder And I could be wrong but isn’t he also wearing an ankle bracelet?

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@HumansNoContext The point is disrespectful 😅

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@missodessa Why is he the human version of Max from A Goofy Movie?

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@TheWapplehouse @jortscenterpod When keeping it white goes wrong.

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Like what exactly is wrong with you guys that send unsolicited sexual pics/memes when we literally never talk. Are y’all acoustic?

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@ArrozYUnGandul If I see one more request for the recipe…

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@JRDNLTHMS Literally my neighbors across the street.

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@historyinmemes Some of y’all in Houston need this. Bad.

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Going to a bar when I’d rather just go to the movies in something comfy.

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Really ready to find my medium ugly guy so I can be the only married person as everyone else that got married in their 20s is getting divorced.

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It’s only been a weekend of that big bow hair look and I’m already sick of it.

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Definitely coming back to New York. 💜