Michael Ethan

chicago comedian
overthinking • spiraling • yearning

[Michael Ethan @hihimichael]

I have no problem if you don’t like me as a person. But when it comes to not finding me funny, that’s where I draw the line.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Others crying or missing someone at night
Me at night :

[Michael Ethan @hihimichael]

Two girls World Cup

[Michael Ethan @hihimichael]

Sad cigarette time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The ‘Scooby-Doo’ live-action was released 24 years ago today.

[Michael Ethan @hihimichael]

Hey Twitter fam (derogatory).

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Have you found healing through dance today?

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The job market is so bad that you can only pursue your dreams now

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭

[Michael Ethan @hihimichael]

Crop dusting the train before I get off so everyone has something to remember me by

[k #SolSociety 🇫🇷🇺🇸 @K0BEWSH]

Opened my hinge for the first time in a week

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[Michael Ethan @hihimichael]

Still single womp

[Michael Ethan @hihimichael]

Elmo confirmed as a Fagggggggg

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[var ☾ @unearthlysighs]

happy pride month pretty people. you all are so important and so loved 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🩹

[ananya @k4tiyak4run]

the doctor is neither too close nor too far

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Susan Boyle teases a new music era beginning tomorrow.

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food