Jake

the one and only long boy

[Throwing Things Daily @ThrowingObjects]

The Slab (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[mark @lowbob_soypants]

punching myself in the head going STUPID STUPID STUPID at chuck e. cheese skee ball

[bunny @bunnyposting_]

evil thoughts occupy bunny’s mind

[horse @horsetwting]

*neighs gently in your ear*

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Gay Obama be like My fellow penis

[horse @horsetwting]

CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

cumpoota blow my head smoove off

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[starri ⁷⁴ ⁶⁷ || inactive june 12-22! @hotdogs4geno]

using his lego hand to fix his mermaid hair

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Sources say puck drop for Game 3 between #LetsGoPens and #IgniteTheOrange may be delayed for a banner-raising ceremony.

Due to the fan response, the Flyers plan to commemorate their Game 1 win with a banner — reportedly their most significant achievement since 1975.

Wow.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Happy NHL Playoffs Eve to all of those who celebrate.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

BUCKLE UP.

[G. @CR0SBRINI]

i love this type of geno malkin

[jay @kendallhosseini]

RISE EVIL SIDNEY. EVIL SIDNEY RISE.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

All the respect for #8 🤝

[G. @CR0SBRINI]

geno saying “who’s name is this guy” to the cat and then “thanks for coming” when the cat lives literally THERE is so fucking funny 😭