Skitz

🏳️‍🌈 | AuDHD technical writer & GM peak supp/mid/ad. Gracing your feed with chill & unhinged content. Loves food, cats, Pokemon, LoL, & Frieren 💕

[Skitz @hiimskitz]

Such a random post for me to relate to 100% 😭😅
NONE of my childhood friends fucked w the comics

[Zaynah Bear 🇹🇹 @zaynahbear]

Did y’all read the comic section of the paper when you were little? I tried to talk to someone about this popular comic and he was like “Who tf read the paper as a child???” I thought the comic section was for kids and all of us read it???

[audrey @phlegmme]

Your request to pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars has been denied

[(yu)² 🦭 @yuyunibon]

just found out that straight women dont like boobs i thought everyone liked boobs

[Grace @gracecamille_]

accidentally made eye contact with an outrageously dressed person 3x so i said “i love this look” and she replied “i didn’t ask”

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

😂😭😂😭

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

did she forget she was the driver 🥲

[Khyle. @khyleri]

"Eww. Demon."

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*does a gay little run over to you to steal your fruit*

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

I want to film myself doing a money spread in front of a homeless person and post it online but give the homeless person the money off camera as a reverse PR move

[Anthony @anthonyyylp]

les Grecs ont inventé le sexe

et c'est les Romains qui se sont aperçus qu'on pouvait y rajouter des femmes

[DSG scarra @scarra]

This truly is my legacy

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Skitz @hiimskitz]

First time I have ever sat down & read through an entire twt post like this before. And somehow, I laughed, cried & applauded.

Thanks Chik fil a.
(Even tho you hate me for being gay or something)

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars.

I turned off my engine. I prepared to wait the way my ancestors waited out a siege.

Six minutes later I was holding chicken.

I do not know what happened to the other thirty-nine cars. The line moved like water that had somewhere to be.

A young woman walked between the cars taking orders on a small tablet, on foot, in the sun, smiling like the sun was her idea.

I said thank you.

She said, "My pleasure."

I did not think about it then. I should have.

At the window I thanked the young man for the food.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for the sauce.

"My pleasure."

I thanked him for thanking me—

"My pleasure."

I want to be clear about what was happening.

This was a duel.

In Japan I trained in courtesy for forty years. Bowing angles. Seasonal greetings. The correct depth of apology for seventeen distinct situations.

I was a white belt in that drive-thru.

I escalated. I used my most formal English. I thanked him on behalf of my entire family line.

He said, "My pleasure," and gave me extra sauce.

Extra sauce. Unprovoked. A counterattack.

I returned the next day to reclaim my honor.

It was Sunday. The restaurant was closed.

All of them were closed. In the entire country. They close every Sunday, and they have closed every Sunday since the beginning, because the founder made a promise, and the promise did not expire when he did.

I stood in the empty parking lot and understood I had lost twice.

Once to a teenager with sauce.

Once to a man I will never meet, who kept his word so long it became a building.

In my country we say a samurai's word is his life.

I had never seen a restaurant say it back.

I returned Monday. I ordered. And this time I said it first, before she could.

"My pleasure."

She smiled and said, "It sure is."

America, I surrender.

It was my pleasure.

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @Project_TBONE]

people younger than me appear to be using "yes chef" as a gender-neutral version of "yes sir" or "yes ma'am". that's cool

[bacon @justbacon95]

@LOLPro0404 Maki looks like a 16 year old from the perspective of a 10 year old and deku looks like a 16 year old from the perspective of a 22 year old

[🎀 ♡ @unamusedbanana]

It’s rough being a professional in mental health and seeing people spread misinformation on the internet.

There is so much research on the internet. The library. Please for the love of God, READ AND FIND FACTUAL INFORMATION.

[julie @levtiticus]

IM FUCKING DEAD

[swinky @swinkying]

saw a girl on tiktok say she doesn’t like the sims bc her ex said he was gonna khs and shut his phone off so she drove to his house and she looked in the window and he was on the couch eating cereal and playing sims 4

[Skitz @hiimskitz]

@NiggaKsante @Munkelol "flash sett ulting 14 year old pussy" 💀😭💀😭