Lexi🥳

5' tall with a 6' attitude | she/her

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

furious that ive never thought of doing this before

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

they should invent eyes you can rub without consequences

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Boobs on the Ground Journalism

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

nathan fielder esque idea to put progressive candidates in office by spreading the idea that it's gay/feminine to vote

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

how it feels to receive any praise at all

[jill @stevienicks420]

Coming home from Trader Joe’s and having a little bite of everything I just got

[nina(delphia) (existential dread version) @ninastarner]

can't stop thinking about a horrifying Faustian bargain where I get the chance to meet taylor swift, whose music is so important to me, but I am wearing a giant Jessie Toy Story head and am not allowed to meaningfully communicate with her

[samathon @petalinmycrack]

this is gonna be one hell of a good reaction video

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Ryder Kessler @ryderkessler]

I am once again reposting E.B. White

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai