~rizz {with two z’s}

Crazy Cat Lady, Loyal servant to Kween Kat (RIP) & Lord Blu, Slytherin, ABBA fangirl, My side hustle 👇🏼

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe Oh, Jojo… 🤣 showing your age here lol

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe I leave the internet to have a mental breakdown for a couple weeks and wtf did i just come back to 🤣🤣 Free Falling just triggered some old house share memories where my it was my hosemate’s staple at his gigs (no we’re no longer friends but not for that reason lol)

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe Very deep 🤌🏼

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@MazzelloJoe This is a sports thing right? I assume this is a sports thing? Is it? Would you like me to make you a cup of tea so you can sit down and relax a bit?

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe He was just trying to get to work on time 😂

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@MazzelloJoe Another reason why i don’t understand sports. Seems like a waste of a good day

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe First of all wee boi, you will put the dishes away!
Secondly, perhaps it’s time for a holiday? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Just make sure the airport workers aren’t on strike either lol 🤣

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i wish ✨i✨ was on strike… 🥲

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

Ok but why is @elliotminor not on apple music? How am i supposed to complete my art college playlist? 🫥

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@TrinityTraveler Yeah my idiot cousin 🙄 glad she’s on the side i barely see

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@MazzelloJoe Somebody’s cranky tonight… shall i serve you a cup of warm milk? 😂

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe I believe the preferred nomenclature these days is rich bastard 😗

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe I’m surprised whoever took your phone didn’t tweet “hi i’m joe and i smell” 😂

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe Go to bed 🤣 or watch some true crime documentary. All sports are bad!

[marykate, not ashley. ⋆.˚🦋༘⋆ @kaateludes]

@MazzelloJoe “I hope this email finds you well”

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@MazzelloJoe I know we’re perfectionists but really?? 🤣 Now i want to read what you wrote lol. Write me 😉😂

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe Joe… are you ok?? 😐

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe I guess our miracles aren’t the same. I’m just hoping to survive another day at work

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe Oh, wow, hey, you’re alive lol 😂 is that who you’re going as for halloween? 🤣 i’ve always pictured you as a fuzzy rainbow unicorn onesie type

[~rizz {with two z’s} @hiitsmerizz]

@MazzelloJoe Ah… i see you’re alive and well - possibly drunk? 😂🤣