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[★ @corpseinorbit]

I really cannot make myself believe this is a real person. I've tried. It's like trying to find a radio station that's disappearing as you cross a state line

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Delay GTAVI one more time and increase the price

#DelayGTAVIOneMoreTimeAndIncreaseThePrice

[moldeleine @l0vetranscends]

Farting in the break room on my lunch and the new girl just walked in

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

All those clowns who said the horse armor dlc wasn’t a big deal.

[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[cloe @ankhcloe]

fantano being treated like a serious music critic is kinda like how charlie kirk was hailed as a political figure even though they're both just youtubers

[Sage ☆ @hell0sage]

Okay I give up. Give me the fvckn jab too omg. I can’t be the only fat person left

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Blame the password sharers" yes blame the common man!! Fight one another!!! Be at odds with your fellow human while the big bosses and ceo's pocket all the cash!!!

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You could be having the biggest break down of your life and your cat is like yo crack open that wet food for me, beloved.

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

stanley tucci being gay bald as a straight man is his greatest power as an actor

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[k6s 👼 @draimgang]

this shit probably feels so good if you're a game

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

the flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervert

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

How the Trump administration talks

[w. @doublegee___]

Freddie Mercury, who famously had nothing to do with the LGBTQ movement at Live Aid, a concert that famously didn’t have an explicit political cause.