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[J @hikesandsnacks]

Alex Cooper is so not a girl’s girl because wdym you’re producing a show where Harry Jowsey demoralizes 20 women????

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@iam_biglad1 Poor people don’t understand that *a lot* “rich people” also live paycheck to paycheck. They just buy more expensive shit…

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@PlumbNick Through a library card lmaaooooooo

[TMK @themagaking]

I didn't realize science needed so many attorneys to defend it.

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@GovSherrillNJ How does Donald Trump have *zero* credibility on election integrity when you LITERALLY just said non citizens voted…… I mean seriously?????

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@Tyler_Polumbus The Savannah Bananas game was the most fun I’ve had a baseball ever lmao

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@celestialbe1ng Dulcolax and Magnesium Oxide . Literal miracles when you’re constipated

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@nypost President of America, the land of free speech, isn’t entitled to free speech . ok.

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@spencerpratt The complete story of why I opened the boarders and destroyed the fabric of the entire country 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

This is an amazing quote from Lindsey Graham about when he realized how politics works. https://t.co/sh04ahQOFq

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@seanmdav My friend just died of a massive heart attack at 33. What the F…

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@MaryBowdenMD Hi Mary! My son is 2 months ago and our pediatrician wants to start vaccines. We haven’t given him any shots yet. Are there any shots you think we should do? Thank you!!!

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@saradotxyz I was scheduled for surgery and was about to go under anesthesia. Right before I went under, I had this overwhelming feeling that I was going to die. I woke up from surgery and my grandma called, she found my grandpa dead. He died the time I had that feeling from a heart attack

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@saguaro_ghost I’m committed to the belief that there is some crazy celebrity shoulder/arm miracle treatment that us peasants just don’t know about.

[J @hikesandsnacks]

@nicksortor I’m obsessed with the fact that Trump turned the military into rock stars this year 😂 No one deserves it more than them to have these moments

[J @JayTC53]

This might be President Trump's finest moment of all time.

"We must never forget there is no American freedom without American culture and there is no American founding without the American people.

"A constitution is only as strong as the people and the culture responsible for upholding it."

"the United States of America will forever be the land of free men and women, and we will never, ever fail."

"Above all, Americans love freedom. We cherish independence, and we know that we are the heirs to the most beautiful land"

"In America, we do not need anyone's permission to say what we think and to live as we please, to worship as we choose, or to keep and bear arms."

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The United States is 3 human lifetimes old.

That’s it. In those short years we invented the light bulb, the telephone, the airplane, the transistor and the internet. We turned a few wooded colonies into the most powerful nation in the history of the world.