ling h

Maker of exceptional sandwiches and package ramen.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

The reason we’re all so anxious is because we’re about to find out in less than two months if America is too stupid to live.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.

[ling h @hikingling]

No words. #debates2020?! #dumpsterfire #shitshow #cluster #didtrumpjustcalloutbidenasaracist #wtfffffff

[John Gallagher, Jr. @JohnGallagherJr]

I’d like to tell you a story about Bruce Springsteen and the New York City Police Department.

[Tom D'Angora (he/him) #HarrisWalz2024 @TomDangora]

The gay internet is exploding over #LindseyGraham today.
An Army of gay escorts are claiming, Lindsay has used their services for years and are trying to figure out how to get around the NDA he has them all sign.
It is rumored that DC male escorts now Senator Graham as "Lady G"

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Powerful. Mandatory viewing. Pass it along.

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

🇦🇷Seguiré vistiendo la #20 un tiempito más!! #sigaelbaile #elpibede40 
🇺🇸Back with the @Spurs for another season #thrilled #youngat40

[ling h @hikingling]

Urgent call from White Helmets for a no-fly zone. Regime used chlorine gas on children after UN ban #whitehelmets https://t.co/zzmZRw1v5d

[ling h @hikingling]

@itslikebutta you didn't even watch it! This one is over 6 mins long, yours I couldn't watch bc I guess too many others watching <3

[ling h @hikingling]

@itslikebutta https://t.co/Yzqx2HxY06 couldn't see your clip, but here's a goodun that made me cry

[ling h @hikingling]

@itslikebutta yep, caught the last 6 minutes

[ling h @hikingling]

@HAGOODMANAUTHOR @kurteichenwald @Fahrenthold I like your tweets, but did you check your caps lock?

[ling h @hikingling]

@cracked oof. Ouch. Wtf.

[Melissa Royle Critch @melissaroyle]

The Canadian immigration website has actually crashed. This is not a drill. #electionnight

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Watch videos of cats, David Tennant, drag queens, nature, anything to feel calm again https://t.co/vLMc3c4mCL

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

16 years ago, #TheSimpsons predicted Trump would become president. Watch here https://t.co/K9NRihKywa

[Harry S Truman, CEO of Twltter @PresHarryTruman]

Over 150 years, 200 years, we've built this nation on subjugating another race. We've ignore that past. And tonight it bites us in the ass.

[ling h @hikingling]

@Nick_Offerman great show in San Antonio. Why wouldn't you sign my baseball?

[Chris “Law Dork” Geidner @chrisgeidner]

Ten days from now, we will be 10 minutes PAST Election Day.