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not surprised but never quite prepared

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

There’s a million & one reasons why Trump should be disqualified from running for office (or even walking free) but calling his opponent a b*tch shows the caliber of the man & those around him. You will not meet a more odious clan than his kids and the d*ckheads that support him.

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

The FBI has some answering to do. We’ve seen a close up picture of Trump’s right ear that was posted by .@PeteSouza and presumably taken by the Associated Press.

The assassination attempt was just 14 days ago. Trump is 78 years old. 78 year old human beings heal far more slowly. You know what appears to have “struck” his ear? Not a fucking thing.

Below is a zoomed in photo of the picture Pete Souza posted. By the way, Pete’s Souza’s account reportedly disappeared moments after he posted the photo that was time stamped “July 27th, 2024.”

As a one time head nurse at an assisted living center in San Diego, California, I have observed hundreds of facial, head, arm/hand, leg/foot wounds on men and women 75 years of age and up.

I believe we are being lied to. I believe those lies could be lies of omission; they could be more direct. However, I don’t believe we are getting the whole truth on what happened, how it was treated, who all was involved in treating it, etc.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

Making extremely niche playlists on Spotify is all I have right now. Recent gems include Cringelor (cringe Taylor Swift songs) and Just Groff Sauce (self-explanatory).

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

@caseydolan

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

It still makes me incredibly angry that Nicki had to follow the lamest verse in history with her BONKERS amazing verse on Monster. I’ll never get over it.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

@atomsareenough Apostate. It always makes me think of that word.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

I’m sick and I hate it.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

Was Lindsay Weir the villain all along?

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

Our sushi fest was so good but now my stomach hurts.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

Monsoons got me like 😳

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

Nancy from Nightmare on Elm Street walked so Kevin McAlister could run. #boobytraps #saturdaymorningthought

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

It’s August 26 and I’ve rewatched Over the Garden Wall twice since August 1. 😌🖤🐸🫖🔺

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

I’ve been rewatching The Venture Bros and I just love this show so much.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

I’m one bad day away from starting an onlyfans.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

In the past 48 hours: horribly seasick, cat scratch on face, kitchen leak, car accident.
🫠

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

Coming back from vacation to a small but annoying plumbing issue, yayyyy.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

I haven’t had a real vacation since 2019 so of course I’m a hot mess of anxiety and excitement.

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

It’s time for Jaws 3 in my marathon and I’m a little sad I don’t have 3D glasses for this. (This is also the Jaws I’ve seen the most times, it was also playing on some random channel growing up.)

[new year same witch 🦇🔮 @hilaryous]

Everything is terrible and I will be distracting myself today with a livestream from @timkasher, one of the only consistent, positive things in my life since 1999.