Hilary Glover

just kidding

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

I'm going to name my firstborn hilary and people will be like oh after yourself? And I'll say nah after hilary duff

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

@robbie2sus I feel like I can’t trust their (I’m sure valuable and educated opinions) bc they’re so young!!! Still grasping that we’re nearly 30 so we’re not ~young adults~ anymore but still lol

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

I’ve reached the point in life where my doctors are the same age as me and it’s a little bit disconcerting tbh like we are still children you shouldn’t be able to prescribe me medication

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

@slim_shainy I am obsessed and inspired by how you organize your apps. I am a changed woman now I must go organize my phone now.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Molly Fitzpatrick @mollyfitz]

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Just posted a photo @ Blue Ridge, Georgia https://t.co/z5HTz8b8we

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Stephen and I went to the mall yesterday to finish Christmas shopping and all we managed to do was get drunk on mall margaritas and buy lingerie. Lol merry Christmas we suck.

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Currently scraping dried cheese dip off of my phone screen…in case anyone was wondering what life with a two year old was like

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

The sense of dissatisfaction I feel when I walk through the door at work is immediate. Fucking IMMEDIATE.

god I hate it here.

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

I once told my boss I couldn’t do a fifth double in a row and she asked why and I said I just needed to keep my mental health in check and she said “that’s not a reason, be back at five” and I almost started crying.

But I came back at five yeah

[. @MarisaKabas]

I want to see something: Have you ever taken a day off from work for your mental health but were too embarrassed to say it, so you pretended it was something else?

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Anytime my boyfriend orders food and it comes with a pickle he saves me half of it. Even if we’re not together, I’ll come home and he’ll have half a pickle waiting for me 😭 he is my soulmate

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

There is nothing more validating than a baby recognizing you and excitedly saying your name

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Does anyone actually like hard tacos?

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Savannah’s mosquitoes are so bad that I’ve begun to look forward to shaving my legs because these bites are so insufferable that the only relief is literally shaving them off my body. The ultimate itch.

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Six months ago I moved away from everyone and everything I know and love. It was a life changing event and an important one that I needed to make but right now I’m really feeling it. Friends are so important. Love is so important. People are so so important.

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

@slim_shainy Read this, thought “wow I need to be friends with more of these types of people” realized just how much I miss you, and wrote this tweet. Lol love you endlessly, miss you always.

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

I would KILL for some @ShopRiteStores seafood salad right now 😭 someone mail some to Savannah please?

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Why do tv shows actually think it’s a good idea to do musical episodes

[Hilary Glover @hildabeast13]

Ok ok but a milk frothing/steaming wand, but for BATHTUBS